Raw results, Oct. 3, 2016 Sasha Banks reclaims the throne in Raw Women’s Title main event

"The Monster Among Men" makes short work of yet another hopeful competitor.

BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNN!!! Big man Braun Strowman returned to action on Raw, and having disposed of the pesky Sin Cara in his last rampage, he was free to massacre whatever enterprising local competitor attempted to try their hand at the man-mountain this week. This one, an Idaho transplant named Chase Silver, was looking for a Hollywood-caliber debut, but anyone could see this plot twist coming a mile away: unmitigated carnage, shoulder tackle that sent Silver into next week, and the inevitable 1-2-3. There was, however, one key difference between this and Strowman’s other victories — he spoke. “The Gift of Destruction” demanded that Raw General Manager Mick Foley present him some real competition next week … or there might not be a next week.

"Best buddies" Jeri-KO feel they deserve to face The New Day for their titles, spurring a "champions' huddle."

Seth Rollins had a few things to say in a scathing sit-down interview with Michael Cole. He blamed Stephanie McMahon (again) for pulling the strings on Kevin Owens’ WWE Universal Championship victory, mentioned he wanted a WWE Universal Title rematch and vowed to cancel “The Kevin Owens Show,” to name a few. Owens had a counter-proposal of his own: His “best friend” Chris Jericho should step in as the special guest referee if Rollins get a title rematch.

Jericho, enterprising legend that he is, even went one better. He proposed the BFFs challenge The New Day, thereby potentially earning them an opportunity at the Raw Tag Team Title should they win. Owens seemed somewhat tentative, but after New Day came out to poke the bear a little bit and accept the challenge, The Prizefighter came around to a Jeri-KO reunion against the Power of Positivity. And as Jericho pointed out, why shouldn’t Owens be on board? It’s not like Jericho was going to challenge him for the WWE Universal Title or anything …

The Underdog from the Underground attempts to tarnish "The Titus Brand" on Raw.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Titus O’Neil, and now we know why: The Big Deal was off revamping his entire image, and now, “The Titus Brand” has made its big Raw debut in a match against Sami Zayn. Unfortunately, he didn’t quite #MakeItaWin. Even though O’Neil unleashed a newfound aggression that nearly made quick work of The Underdog from the Underground, Zayn muscled his way into an exploder suplex and blasted O’Neil with the Helluva Kick to, well, #MakeItaWin.

Goldust & R-Truth go up against Team Red's so-called "good brothers" in tag team action.

Even though they fell short of the Raw Tag Team Titles twice last week, there’s no denying that Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson’s brutality still means they’re among the top teams to beat in Raw’s tandem division. They said as much in a backstage interview, labeling the Raw Tag Team division as full of “clowns” who fall perfectly in line behind the fun-loving New Day as their champion.

If Gallows & Anderson arguably fell victim to their more humorous tendencies before, they certainly have shaken that impulse and are back to smashing heads. This week, The Golden Truth felt the brunt of their attack, and it didn’t even matter who was the legal man. Not only did R-Truth suffer the fateful Magic Killer, but Goldust, who had been tossed from the ring mid-match, also took one for good measure.

Enzo Amore, Big Cass, WWE and Susan "Certified-G" Komen celebrate brave breast cancer survivors during Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

Usually, Enzo Amore & Big Cass are guaranteed to entertain the WWE Universe even in the most dire of scenarios. But this week, The Realest Guys in the Room got real and introduced a series of breast cancer survivors, all of whom won a contest back in May, to the WWE Universe to celebrate WWE’s fifth straight year of partnering with Susan G. Komen. Presenting each survivor — Gina Foreman, Kelly Sherman and Angelica Frey — with a Raw Women’s Championship, Enzo & Cass proclaimed them as “a cuppa’ winners” and the WWE Universe showered them with an ovation fit for the champions they are.

The charismatic Rich Swann takes flight against Tony Nese in Cruiserweight action on Raw.

Of all the Cruiserweights, it seems like the WWE Universe has taken especially to Rich Swann. Tony Nese, on the other hand, felt shunted to the side despite an impressive debut last week on Raw. Well, The Premier Athlete rectified that in a big way, dispatching Swann with aplomb in a Cruiserweight match that seemed to be another Swann showcase for a good long while. Once Nese started peppering Swann’s torso with knees, the tune of the dance changed dramatically and Swann was unable to regain ground. Nese slowly chopped away at his opponent, and after smothering Swann with a bodylock, he snuffed out Swann’s final rally with a modified, pump-handle Michinoku Driver.

The Swiss Superman and The Celtic Warrior continue their pursuit of the Raw Tag Team Championship.

As evidenced by Sheamus’ Twitter poll — wherein he floated team names such as Harambe McHarambeface and Fighty McFightface — he’s still not entirely sold on his new tag team with Cesaro. That’s OK. Neither is The Swiss Superman. But they looked good, again, in tag team action against another team of local competitors en route to their eventual Raw Tag Team Title Match. They found their stride earlier, displaying some solid (if reluctant) teamwork.

Despite some passive-aggressive tagging in, they ultimately finished off the locals, Raul White & Mark Carradine, to earn their second win when Cesaro literally leaped off Sheamus’ back to stop an interference, setting up the final Brogue Kick. We know they hate each other and all, but if they keep this up you might just call them Champy McChampface.