Kevin Owens tried everything to get away from a match with Braun Strowman. He tried showing up late to the arena, which landed him in the match in the first place. Then he tried to bribe Kurt Angle with Shania Twain tickets to get the match canceled. (That didn’t impress him much). Then he tried to psych himself up with some breathing techniques from Jinder Mahal. Then, when the bell rang, he decided to simply up and run away to placate Strowman with a count-out win. None of it worked.
As Owens should have realized when Strowman flipped his car over last week, once Mr. Monster in the Bank has you in his sights, he won’t be satisfied with mere victory. So, he shouldn’t have been entirely surprised when, after Owens attempted to hide from Strowman in a portable toilet outside the arena (he refused to give the valet his keys and didn’t have them on him when he bailed), Strowman duct taped the door shut, hauled the stall back into the building and plowed it over the stage with KO inside. The former Universal Champion — writhing in pain and covered in the blue liquid from the stall — was extracted from the wreck, and if he’s lucky, Strowman will be finished with him. Of course, Kevin Owens hasn’t been that lucky for a while now, and the worst thing about this night may end up being that it's only the beginning.