The Word of the Week is sardonic. Now, it's not Sgt. Slaughter and it's not Don Leo Jonathan. If you know who that is, feel free to e-mail me. Or Don Morocco, who I'm sure more of our WWE fans are well-versed in.

Sardonic. Scornfully mocking. For instance, it would not behoove me to take a sardonic instance tone to Mr. McMahon's hairstyle, or lack thereof come after WrestleMania.

Now, some of my students may perk an eyebrow up and say, "Matthew" -- because that is my name -- "don't you mean Mr. Trump's hairstyle?" See, Mr. Trump's representative is of course ECW World Champion Bobby Lashley. I've been in the ring with Bobby Lashley, and there are still mornings when I get up from the toilet and think of Bobby Lashley -- not because of what's in the toilet, but because of the fact that my ribs are still cracked.

It would not behoove me to take a sardonic tone when seeing Mr. McMahon a day or two after WrestleMania. Now again, feel free to e-mail me your answers to the question that I posed earlier in the lesson.

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