Wedding Belle, No. 3
Hey, everyone! Did you watch SmackDown last night?! My Teddylicious made what he called the biggest announcement of his life, in the middle of the ring, in front of all our fans. It's official. The wedding date is set. On Friday, Sept. 21, yours truly and Teddy are getting married on SmackDown, in his hometown, Atlanta.
It's going to be such an extravagant event, and I want everyone there. In addition to our family, friends and fans, it's going to be a huge press circus. WWE.com, US Weekly, the E! network, VH1, MTV -- they're all coming. The whole world is going to be watching. So look your best, or you might not get let in! It is a huge red carpet event, after all. It's a big deal, because I'm a big deal!
I have to admit -- there are a few WWE Superstars who definitely won't be there. One is Ashley. Obviously with her suspension she can't be there. And even if she was here, I wouldn't invite her anyway because she's a little snot.
And Candice Michelle, the Women's Champion -- I don't have anything against her, but I don't want anyone looking anywhere nearly as good as I will on my wedding day, so she's definitely not invited. I don't that Raw Diva hogging the spotlight.
As for the guys… Most of the Superstars are invited. There's just one … thing… I definitely know isn't invited, and that's Boogeyman. No way. Talk about a big N-O, no!
I will have people working the doors. If you don't have a ticket to SmackDown, you have to be on the guest list I approved. Once you're in, I just want everyone to come and have a good time, because I am so happy. And as long as I am happy, Teddy is happy.
I am truly blessed. I am so lucky to be marrying the man of my dreams, the one and ony Teddylicious. Now that I know we'll be getting married on SmackDown next month, in front of the whole world and all our fans, I'm even happier than I could have ever imagined.
Check back next week for a new edition of Wedding Belle. I'll have plenty to dish on.