"Enough is Enough and it's time 4(Up) Change!" -- Owen Hart, 1997
Wow, what happened with David on American Idol? Now look, I don't watch American Idol like that, but I did have David picked to win and look what happened! David won! LOL.
OK, you all know I'm talking about the Battle of the Davids, but I really thought that the 17-year-old heartthrob David Archuleta, who in my mind was the complete all-around better singer, was gonna come out on top. I'm sure he thought so too, no matter how humble he tried to appear on stage. This kid was flawless in every aspect of singing; however, there's something about that lil' kid that creeps me out. Seriously! So was it an upset that David Cook came out on top? Naugh, it really could have gone either way. I don't care, just show me all of the outtakes from the "AI" tryouts and I'm good to go! That's wassup!
Surprise here, surprise there, surprises everywhere. This year's presidential race just keeps getting better, or worse, depending on your stance. Let's see. Hillary continues to fight, Obama continues to ‘rock' and ol' McCain, well, I think he's one Ensure away from a complete meal, if you get my grip. I don't know about you, but I don't think that this year's election will be a shocker. Whether it's my dawg Obama or the "raging bull" known as Hillary (or both), to think that McCain will defeat either one of 'em is like thinking lil' Colin Delaney can defeat the monster and ECW Champion Kane!
Listen, I paid almost $100 to fill my car up this week. What does that have to do with this? Simply put, no more Bushs for me, America. Don't forget to Smackdown Your Vote! Enough is enough and it's time for a change!
The other night, I had a dream. I had a dream that the wrestling gods above finally said, "enough is enough and it's time for a change." Now, what would the change be? More Burke, of course. Why? Because like a once famous man sang, "We love the Burke. Gotta have the Burke!" Listen, I'm the most talented and athletically gifted Superstar not only in ECW but in all of wrestling, period! I should be wearing gold around my waist. I should be walking around with a briefcase that says I'm ready to shine! I should be ahead of the class! Who knows? If the man who made that quote listed above famous is sitting on the panel with the wrestling gods, then he's probably getting a kick out of all this. Hell, even I am to a certain extent. What a joke! Enough ‘IS' enough and it's time for a change!
Apparently there are those not only in this walk of life that need MY Guiding Light, but also those of the past that need My Guiding Light as well. They need me like The Miz needs an image consultant. I'm pure. I'm righteous. I'm edged str8, if you will! I'm the beacon light in this dark world of professional wrestling that gives our fans hope! I've listened to the people and I've heard their cries. I've felt the pain of the weak and weary and know their need for deliverance. My congregation is ready to follow MY lead. MY congregation has spoken much like the voters of Florida and Michigan and their voices should be heard. Know this my peeps. I am not a wrestling god, nor wrestling king, but damn it all, I'm the Black Pope! I hear you and I WILL NOT stay silent much longer! Enough is enough and it's time for a change! The Black Pope has SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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