It’s a heavy one on E!’s Total Bellas, folks, so buckle up. With Birdie Joe Danielson on the way, Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan have begun to consider the big issues, specifically who will take care of their daughter if tragedy should strike. Brie’s first choice is obviously Nikki, but there’s a big John Cena-shaped asterisk holding her back from putting pen to paper — specifically, Cena’s continued stance that he does not want children. In Brie’s mind, she can’t trust a man who doesn’t want to be a father to act as one if he’s forced to, so she nominates her brother, JJ, and his wife, Lauren, who are more than happy to accept the task. That being said, Nikki has a few thoughts on being passed over, which brings us to …