Brodus Clay

Is it funky in here or is it just Brodus Clay?

The only living, breathing Funkasaurus in captivity, the 375-pound dancing machine has descended from Planet Funk on a mission to move booties and mash bodies. Confused? Think of it this way — Brodus Clay is a rump shaker, and his opponents’ backbones are the dance floor.

Hotstepping onto Raw in January of 2012, the boogie man shocked those WWE fans who were expecting the hyped Superstar to be more Hall of Pain than Soul Train. Indeed, the former bodyguard had been a humorless thug during his stint on WWE NXT season four and his brief time in the corner of Alberto Del Rio, but he’s clearly marching to a different tune.

Keeping the beat while he keeps on beating opponents, Clay has barreled through the likes of Curt Hawkins, JTG and William Regal with his signature running splash. It’s the type of performance that demands attention, but if The Funkasaurus’ serious strength and outlandish attitude don’t grab you, his "Funkadactyls" — Naomi and Cameron, the two beautiful ladies in skintight catsuits shaking it by his side — certainly will. This trio is bringing some much-needed fun to the ring with their own dance, dance revolution.

In early 2013, Clay joined forces with Tensai after the two competed against each other in a Raw Roulette Dance-Off. The unorthodox pair has earned victories by defeating tandems like 3MB, Primo & Epico and Team Rhodes Scholars. The groovy pair looks to be ready to two-step all over their opponents in 2013. They were aptly named "Tons of Funk" on "WWE Main Event" in late March 2013.

Clay & Tensai joined The Funkadactyls to take on their recent rivals, Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins, the night after WrestleMania 29 on a monumental episode of Monday Night Raw! With the help of Naomi & Cameron, The Funkasauraus & "Sweet T" danced all over their arrogant and long-winded opponents!

Also, Brodus Clay will star in his first movie soon! WWE Studios has teamed with Pathe for "No One Lives," a horror film that debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival. The movie features The Funkasaurus in his first supporting role and premieres May 10.

Got a problem with this dino's funk? Then somebody better call Clay’s momma.