10 biggest ignoramuses in WWE history, according to Damien Sandow

Members of the WWE Universe, please allow Damien Sandow to beg your indulgence for a moment, for he is here to help all of you.

The self-professed “Intellectual Savior to the Masses” has wasted little time in making his intention clear: To be a light that will shine steadfast and true, for all to govern their lives by. (SANDOW’S SUPERSTAR PROFILE)

Gloriously ushering in a new era of enlightenment for which the ignorant flock so desperately yearn, Sandow has promised to elevate the simple-minded public to new heights of moral and ethical aptitude. (WATCH)

WWE.com caught up with the stately Sandow, who was gracious enough to take a break from his isometric breathing exercises and stretching rituals. He shared some of his vast knowledge to shake the WWE Universe out of an abyss of self-imposed moral decay, to help the common ham-and-egger WWE fan avoid becoming what he feels the majority of WWE Superstars have become: complete and total ignoramuses.

If you were to look up the word “ignoramus” in the dictionary – which, unfortunately, would require mild effort on your part – you would find it means “an ignorant person, a dunce, an uncouth, unrefined individual.” With that definition in mind, the cultured and debonair Sandow generously opted to give WWE.com a few minutes of his precious time. As he replenished his energies with a revitalizing elderberry smoothie, he lamented 10 of the most prevalent ignoramuses in WWE past and present.