NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Just about everyone was stunned when Mr. McMahon told Triple H that Umaga was returning to face him at No Mercy. Everyone except Triple H.

The Tortoise trouncing the Hare. David downing Goliath. Appalachian State's monumental upset victory over Michigan. Add to this list of surprising outcomes, Candice Michelle's victory over Beth Phoenix at Unforgiven to retain the Women's Championship.

The rivalry between Triple H and Carlito will not die. After defeating Carlito at Unforgiven, The Game thought he had put the Caribbean Bad Apple behind him. But Carlito believed he was cheated and ambushed The Game during his Handicap Match against the World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch on Raw.

NASHVILLE, TENN. -- As Peanuts' resident philosopher Charlie Brown once lamented, "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." It's a sad sentiment Hornswoggle is becoming all too acquainted with. Despite his best efforts, the illegitimate son of Mr. McMahon just can't seem to make a dent in the Chairman's cold, steel heart.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- John Cena's father has volunteered to face Randy Orton in a match tonight on Raw to prevent Acting GM Jonathan Coachman from stripping his son of the WWE Championship.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Whenever John Cena's father sees his son, he sees an 8-year-old boy who used to make his own championships out of cardboard and dream of being WWE Champion someday. More than anyone, Mr. Cena knows what the WWE Championship means to his son, and how hard he has worked for it.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- After the events of Unforgiven, WWE Champion John Cena will kick off Raw tonight when it emanates from the "Musical Capital of the World." The Champ will undoubtedly have something to say about his father giving Randy Orton a taste of his own medicine last night and his upcoming Last Man Standing Match against the Legend Killer at No Mercy.

Mr. McMahon, humiliated and exasperated over the revelation that Hornswoggle is his illegitimate child, may have gotten the last laugh on Triple H. He not only pitted The Game in a Handicap Match against World Tag Team Champions Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, but he informed him in an exclusive video on WWE Mobile on AT&T that he would be facing Umaga at No Mercy on Oct. 7.

Mount. St. Glamazon is ready to erupt. After dominating the Women's Champion Candice Michelle at Unforgiven, Beth Phoenix thought she should be wearing the gold as top Diva. But Candice caught the towering Phoenix in a crucifix, and scored a surprising pinfall.