The WWE Universe been operating under the assumption that Braun Strowman can’t really be called off once he gets on a tear — you either give him what he wants and hope it’s enough, or something else catches his eye and he decides to go after that instead. But Alexa Bliss, truly, has cracked the code: Not only did The Goddess somehow stop Strowman from pursuing a vendetta against Colin Jost and Michael Che of “SNL” fame, but she did so in a way that also gave The Monster Among Men exactly what he wanted.

In a satellite interview with Che & Jost that quickly turned contentious — Jost asked Braun to pay him back for the car he destroyed plus interest and get him an autograph from Brock Lesnar — Strowman offered a compromise: That Jost throw his hat into the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal and hope that The Monster Among Men wouldn't be able to get to him, as opposed to take his chances backstage where he would definitely not be safe. Jost would only accept the deal if Che joined him, and Alexa, seizing upon her authority as host, made it happen. And lest Jost & Che think of bailing on WrestleMania altogether, Strowman offered a truly frightening alternative: That he would find them, somewhere, someday, on the streets of New York, and they would be left to wonder exactly when that would be.