WWE October Horoscopes

Should you respond to those rumors about you? Take back that lost lover? Keep your mouth shut during the next fight? To know for sure, consult this month's WWE Horoscopes. We've divined the stars and alignment of the planets to offer you the most accurate horoscopes you'll ever get eyes on. Most! Accurate! Ever!

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Tap the brakes on the charm-mobile there, pal. Your joy and light shine through when you’re in the company of others, whether at work or at play, but you’re hiding razor-sharp teeth behind that affable smile. You’ve gotten away with this charade for a long time, but now the cloak of your deception is beginning to unravel. Brace yourself for the reckoning. Family and friends may put distance between you if you try to maintain the façade, so you’re better off simply embracing your dark side like fellow Libra Stephanie McMahon.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Stephanie McMahon (Sept. 24), Curtis Axel (Oct. 1), Kaitlyn (Oct. 7), The Miz (Oct. 8), Dusty Rhodes (Oct. 11)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Rumors swirl around you toward the end of the month. Whether true or not, resist the temptation to jump into the verbal cesspool. Those closest to you will know the truth. Those outside of your orbit will always believe what they want, regardless. Besides, like genuine Scorpio Darren Young, being above the fray only reinforces your integrity. Rather than fall victim to gossipmongers, create adventures that will have tongues wagging about your real-life exploits.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Rosa Mendes (Oct. 25), CM Punk (Oct. 26), Edge (Oct. 30), Darren Young (Nov. 2), Chris Jericho (Nov. 9), Ryback (Nov. 10), Tensai (Nov. 14), Brie and Nikki Bella (Nov. 21)

Libra |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Check your ego at the door. This month, you will be confronted with a choice: continue to cast a cynical eye on the world, like distrustful Sagittarius Dean Ambrose, or open yourself up to new people and new experiences. Choose the latter. Your circle of trusted friends remains tight, but a fresh face will enter within. Set aside any skepticism and jealousy and arrange a lunch date with this potential pal. Try to remember how apprehensive you felt when you were the new kid. There, now you get it.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Summer Rae (Nov. 28), Jerry Lawler (Nov. 29), Christian (Nov. 30), Dean Ambrose (Dec. 7), Michael Cole (Dec. 8), Rey Mysterio (Dec. 11), Rob Van Dam (Dec. 18), “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Dec. 18)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Closure. That sense of resolution may have eluded you recently with the dissolution of a friendship or love interest. Just know that your gregarious nature and sunny disposition will carry the day. There’s no need to plot revenge – it’ll only slow you down – when you have myriad other options. Your enchanting smile, like that of easygoing Capricorn R-Truth, will have an abundance of acquaintances and potential suitors hoping to catch your attention. Do yourself a favor, let them.     

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sin Cara (Dec. 22), Antonio Cesaro (Dec. 27), Tamina (Jan. 10), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (Jan. 14), R-Truth (Jan. 19)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Condolences on the diet. May your abs rest in peace. Sure, it’s impossible to make celery taste like sirloin, but there are healthy options out there to keep you satisfied. Check the local farmers market and explore nutritious recipes on the Internet. And if your treadmill is currently acting as a tie rack, bring it – and your thighs – back to life. That’s the wonderful thing about whipping yourself into shape, it’s never too late. Just ask fellow Aquarius Big Show!

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sheamus (Jan. 28), Big Show (Feb. 8), Ricardo Rodriguez (Feb. 17)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Pick your battles. Are you really prepared to toss a friend overboard, like capricious Pisces AJ Lee, just because they didn’t care for the spicy tuna roll at your favorite sushi joint? Or because they thought the ending to “Breaking Bad” was overrated? There are more important issues out there than which CDs you would take on a deserted island. Those conversations are blast as long as you keep them in perspective. Know when you can joke with someone and when the joke’s gone too far.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Brodus Clay (Feb. 21), Ric Flair (Feb. 25), Big E Langston (March 1), Justin Gabriel (March 3), Santino Marella (March 14), AJ Lee (March 19)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)

You’ve always trusted your instincts – and for good reason. When you encounter a person or a place that sets off the subtle alarm in the back of your brain, take heed. It’s far too easy to dismiss such gut reactions as the cynicism of experience. This month, those instincts prove particularly spot-on. The stranger in the shadows? The deal that’s too good to be true? Do right by yourself and your impulses, unlike indignant Aries Randy Orton, and simply walk away.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jack Swagger (March 24), Randy Orton (April 1), David Otunga (April 7), Vickie Guerrero (April 16)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)

Blow off some steam. Whether that means hitting a punching bag or a hiking trail, get outside and get active while the weather is still inviting. If working up a sweat isn’t your kind of release, bend the ear of a friend over a cup of coffee. Hey, there are less constructive ways to spend an afternoon. Besides, with Venus in retrograde, you might even stumble onto a potential romance while you’re purging yourself of negativity. You know you heard that, amorous Taurus Zack Ryder!

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
John Cena (April 23), Aksana (April 29), The Rock (May 2), Zack Ryder (May 14)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)

Tick … Tick … Tick. Prepare to defuse a tense situation between friends or family that’s been brewing for quite some time. Your soothing approach and insightful demeanor provide a much needed salve for this festering disagreement. Your ability to keep the peace makes you a valuable commodity and, like fun-loving Daniel Bryan, a must-get guest at any party. You’ve always been better at giving advice than taking it, however, so be sure not to let tensions boil over between you and a loved one.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Daniel Bryan (May 22), Alberto Del Rio (May 25), Natalya (May 27), Drew McIntyre (June 6), Mark Henry (June 12)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

There’s a time to save and a time to splurge. Know the difference. Frugality and restraint can be noble qualities when applied to oneself. However, when those characteristics pervade your social life, those who know you may start to describe you in less than charitable terms: cheapskate, tightwad, dinosaur arms. Like earnest Cancer Cody Rhodes, avoid getting branded with one of these monikers as best you can. No one expects you to be Jay Gatsby, just don’t be Ebenezer Scrooge either.  

Notable Superstars who also share this sign:
Layla (June 25), Alicia Fox (June 30), Cody Rhodes (June 30), Bret Hart (July 2), Brock Lesnar (July 12), Heath Slater (July 15), Shawn Michaels (July 22), Fandango (July 22)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Leo |  Virgo

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)

Question authority. Rather than trying to appease the higher-ups by fitting obediently into The Machine, think of a more efficient, more effective and, frankly, more fun way of achieving better results. Whether inside a company or a classroom, antiquated routines rarely get questioned simply because “that’s the way it’s always been done.” Baloney. Break the mold like pioneering Leo Triple H. And remember the words of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs: “Stay hungry, stay foolish.”   

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Dolph Ziggler (July 27), Triple H (July 27), Damien Sandow (Aug. 3), Wade Barrett (Aug. 10), Kofi Kingston (Aug. 14)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Virgo

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the dating pool ... Like the opening scene from “Jaws,” you’ll never see the danger coming. A lover from your past returns to take another bite out of your heart. Do not let them. Arm yourself with confidence, like self-assured Virgo Eva Marie, and the knowledge that your life is more fulfilling without them. That doesn’t mean you should avoid a friendship with this person, it just means you shouldn’t dip a toe in those treacherous waters again. 

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Mr. McMahon (Aug. 24), The Great Khali (Aug. 27), Sgt. Slaughter (Aug. 27), Teddy Long (Sept. 15), Eva Marie (Sept. 19)

Libra |  Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo

WWE Shows Latest Results

View all Shows