Discover lesser-known facts about two RAW and two SmackDown Superstars or Divas and two Extremists or Vixens as WWE.com fires a series of questions to get to know what sports-entertainers' lives are like outside of the ropes. This week, I sat down with your teacher, Matt Striker, Women's Champion Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Jamie Noble, Test and Kelly Kelly. Look for "Now...it's personal" on the second Wednesday of each month.  -- Z

ECW Vixen Kelly Kelly

WWE.com: If your house is on fire, what is the first thing you'd take with you?
Kelly: I would probably take my blanket.

WWE.com: What was the name of your first pet?
Kelly: Blacky, it was a cat.

WWE.com: What is your favorite reality TV show?
Kelly: Laguna Beach

WWE.com: What would you be doing if you weren't working in sports-entertainment?
Kelly: Probably going to school because I wanted to be an anchorwoman.  But I love this, so I'm happy to be here.

WWE.com: What's your favorite Web site?
Kelly: MySpace

WWE.com: What game do you play most when you go to a casino?
Kelly: I can't get into the casinos yet.

WWE.com: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Kelly: Probably X-Ray vision.

WWE.com: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Kelly: Commando

WWE.com: What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Kelly: I love horror movies, so it was probably See No Evil.

WWE.com: Did you enjoy it?
Kelly: It was very good. I loved it.

WWE.com: Do you watch American Idol, The Sopranos or Entourage?
Kelly: I like Entourage a lot.

WWE.com: How many hours of sleep do you average per night?
Kelly: I sleep a lot. So...probably about 11 or 12.

WWE.com: What is your favorite country to visit?
Kelly: I haven't really been many places, so probably the Bahamas.  I love that [place]. 

WWE.com: Coffee or tea?
Kelly: Coffee

WWE.com: What is your favorite board game?
Kelly: Monopoly

WWE.com: South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons?
Kelly: I don't really watch any of those, actually, but if I had to pick...probably South Park. It's a really cute little show.

Editor's Note: South Park...cute? Luckily Matt Striker doesn't watch any TV shows that are worthwhile or else he'd have you give him a 500-word essay on the word satire for choosing South Park because it was 'cute.' Moving on, the X-Ray vision, does that mean you can see straight through to somebody's skin to their bones, or just through the clothes to the skin? That makes a huge difference--to me any way. --Z

RAW Diva and Women's Champion Mickie James

WWE.com: If your house was on fire, what is the first thing you'd take with you?
Mickie James: My Women's Championship.

WWE.com: What was the name of your first pet?
Mickie James: My first pet's name was Alf. It was a dog, and I had him for like 17 years, he just passed away  a few years ago.

WWE.com: What is your favorite reality TV show?
Mickie James: I hate reality TV shows.

WWE.com: What would you be doing if you weren't working in sports-entertainment?
Mickie James: I would probably be a horse trainer.

WWE.com: What's your favorite Web site?
Mickie James: www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/

WWE.com: What game do you play most when you go to a casino?
Mickie James: The slots

WWE.com: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Mickie James: To read people's thoughts.

WWE.com: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Mickie James: Actually, I like the little boyshort boxers; they're comfortable for me. I like those.

WWE.com: What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Mickie James: See No Evil

WWE.com: Did you enjoy it?
Mickie James: It scared me to death. Scary movies… they're scary. That was the first scary movie I've seen in years.

WWE.com: Do you watch American Idol, The Sopranos or Entourage?
Mickie James: The Sopranos

WWE.com: How many hours of sleep do you average per night?
Mickie James: It depends. Probably about six. 

WWE.com: What is your favorite country to visit?
Mickie James: I haven't been to very many countries; just Europe, Australia on this last tour, and the States...but I have to say God Bless America.

WWE.com: Coffee or tea?
Mickie James: Coffee

WWE.com: What is your favorite board game?
Mickie James: Monopoly

WWE.com: South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons?
Mickie James: Oh, this is a toss-up. I am an all-time Simpsons lover because they were the originator, but Family Guy has surely stepped up and I love Family Guy, too. So, one of the two. It's kind of even.

Editor's note: I can't imagine why See No Evil scared you...Kane, a 7'0'' monster, yielding an axe, lopping off people's heads, mutilating their bodies and generally pulverizing everything that gets in his way. Actually, minus the axe and head lopping, that sounds like a recap of what Kane does on RAW every Monday. --Z

SmackDown Diva Michelle McCool

WWE.com: If your house is on fire, what is the first thing you'd take with you?
Michelle McCool: Without a doubt, I'd grab my dog.

WWE.com: What was the name of your first pet?
Michelle McCool: My first pet's name was Bandy and he was a golden retriever.

WWE.com: What is your favorite reality TV show?
Michelle McCool: That would have to be Laguna Beach.

WWE.com: What would you be doing if you weren't working in sports-entertainment?
Michelle McCool: I'd be back teaching school.

WWE.com: What's your favorite Web site?
Michelle McCool: What else? WWE.com.

WWE.com: What game do you play most when you go to a casino?
Michelle McCool: I stink at gambling.

WWE.com: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Michelle McCool: I'd like to be invisible.

WWE.com: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Michelle McCool: Neither

WWE.com: What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Michelle McCool: I can't remember. I fall asleep during movies.

WWE.com: Do you watch American Idol, The Sopranos or Entourage?
Michelle McCool: American Idol

WWE.com: How many hours of sleep do you average per night?
Michelle McCool: I have to get eight.

WWE.com: What is your favorite country to visit?
Michelle McCool: I haven't really been out of the United States. So, that [the U.S.] would be it.

WWE.com: Coffee or tea?
Michelle McCool: Tea

WWE.com: What is your favorite board game?
Michelle McCool: That would be Scrabble.

WWE.com: South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons?
Michelle McCool: I'd have to say I'm not a big fan of any of them.

Editor's note: Please don't use the word 'stink' to describe anything you're involved in. You may not be a top-notch gambler, but under no circumstance do you, or will you ever, stink at anything. (Unless by stink you mean smell like wild flowers or honeysuckle) Thanks, Z

RAW Superstar Matt Striker

WWE.com: If your house was on fire, what is the first thing you'd take with you?
Matt Striker: Obviously I would take my limited edition, leather bound copies of the Encyclopedia Britannica. Everyone needs to have knowledge regardless of where they live.

WWE.com: What was the name of your first pet?
Matt Striker: That would be Sammy, named after the mythological strongman in biblical times, Samson. Sammy was a long-haired, black cat. He was oh-so strong, yet oh-so sweet, just like me, Matt Striker…

WWE.com: What is your favorite reality TV show?
Matt Striker: Monday Night RAW is my favorite reality TV show, of course. What a silly question.

WWE.com: What would you be doing if you weren't working in sports-entertainment?
Matt Striker: Well, if Matt Striker wasn't working in sports-entertainment, I'd probably go back to being a professor. Perhaps I'd teach hygiene, or sexual education, or history of political science in women's studies.

WWE.com: What's your favorite Web site?
Matt Striker:That would be WWE.com, where you can read all of my blogs.

WWE.com: What game do you play most when you go to a casino?
Matt Striker: To a what? Oh that's where they do that… that insidious gambling? No, no, no, I'm more of a chess man, actually. It's a great game.

WWE.com: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Matt Striker: What do you mean if I could have a superpower, I do have a superpower, and it's massive intellect, along with my massive ego.

WWE.com: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Matt Striker: Are you asking about my undergarments?
A student does not ask his teacher such an inappropriate question. And if you have to know, they are boxer briefs.

WWE.com: What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Matt Striker: The last movie that I witnessed was a great foreign film about the world-renowned leader Otto von Bismarck. Of course it was in Dutch and Malaysian subtitles, but then again, you wouldn't frequent such a film, now would you?

WWE.com: Did you enjoy it?
Matt Striker: Of course I did, I can tell you the whole entire story. Once upon… No? OK.

WWE.com: Do you watch American Idol, The Sopranos or Entourage?
Matt Striker: Oh, that's where they sing and dance. The reason I don't like to watch that show is because no one's doing the real classic songs like Perry Como or Johnny Mathis, or even, you know, Roberta Flack or Donny Hathaway. The Sopranos is just basically filled with gangsters, per se. Actually the only real Italian I know is Vito, and he's quite an attractive man. And what was the third one? Do I watch Austin Idol?

WWE.com: Entourage.
Matt Striker: My what? Actually, I only watch public access television, Masterpiece Theater.

WWE.com: How many hours of sleep do you average per night?
Matt Striker: Well, you see, the average human being takes a ratio of hours to sleep to their IQ, therefore I sleep 24 hours a day.

WWE.com: What is your favorite country to visit?
Matt Striker: My favorite country to visit, I would have to say, would be Italy because of all the history and the fact that I'm received as an absolute intellectual god in Italy.

WWE.com: Coffee or tea?
Matt Striker: Water

WWE.com: What is your favorite board game?
Matt Striker: Again, you've asked the same question. It goes back to chess. I do not play Monopoly; Hungry, Hungry Hippos; Chutes and/or Ladders. No, no, no. It is strictly chess.

WWE.com: South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons?
Matt Striker: I'd say I'm more of a family guy. … Oh, you're asking about those cartoons. No, you see, I don't engage in such juvenile, animated television shows. If you really, really want to watch a cartoon, then I suggest you watch Schoolhouse Rock.

Editor's note:  Excuse me, teach, but I figured someone with your evolved intellect who enjoys bloviating would be a fierce Scrabble participant. Apparently, my presumptions have been proven incorrect and you're not the sesquipedalian I once believed you to be. Buoyantly yours, Z 

SmackDown Superstar Jamie Noble 

WWE.com: If your house is on fire, what is the first thing you'd take with you?
Jamie Noble: I'd make sure my family's out.

WWE.com: What was the name of your first pet?
Jamie Noble: Diego, it was a Jack Russell--a dog.  

WWE.com: What is your favorite reality TV show?
Jamie Noble: Um, the two girls...Paris Hilton...oh, it's Simple Life. Yeah, I like that one.

WWE.com: What would you be doing if you weren't working in sports-entertainment?
Jamie Noble: Probably, I don't know, bar tender, bar hopping, bar drinking...something to do with drinking.

WWE.com: What's your favorite Web site?
Jamie Noble: I don't know if I should say that.  My wife, she might not want me plugging in to something, you know.

WWE.com: What game do you play most when you go to a casino?
Jamie Noble: Blackjack. That's the only one I know.

WWE.com: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Jamie Noble: Super strength, or to fly, or to have strength...I don't know.  One or the other.

WWE.com: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Jamie Noble:Hanes, regular style.  Underwear.  Man style.

WWE.com: What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Jamie Noble: Wallace and Gromit.

WWE.com: Did you enjoy it?
Jamie Noble: Yeah, I liked it.

WWE.com: Do you watch American Idol, The Sopranos or Entourage?
Jamie Noble: If I was gonna watch one, it'd be Sopranos.  I like that big, fat Tony guy.

WWE.com: How many hours of sleep do you average per night?
Jamie Noble: Six to eight

WWE.com: What is your favorite country to visit?
Jamie Noble: America, God's country.

WWE.com: Coffee or tea?
Jamie Noble: Coffee

WWE.com: What is your favorite board game?
Jamie Noble: I don't play board games.  If I did, Checkers.  Maybe Checkers.  Yeah, I like Checkers.

WWE.com: South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons?
Jamie Noble: The Simpsons

Editor's note: It's noble — pardon the pun — that you wanted to protect your wife regarding the websites you frequent, but you should have lied about your favorite reality TV show to protect your masculinity. Come on, Jamie...Simple Life? A man's reality show is Survivor or Dog the Bounty Hunter. -- Z 

ECW Extremist Test

WWE.com: If your house is on fire, what is the first thing you'd take with you?
Test: My dog.

WWE.com: What was the name of your first pet?
Test: Story. It was a family dog.  I didn't name the f*cking thing.

WWE.com: What is your favorite reality TV show?
Test: Supergroup

WWE.com: What would you be doing if you weren't working in sports-entertainment?
Test: Porno

WWE.com: What's your favorite Web site?
Test: Andrew Test Martin dot com.

WWE.com: What game do you play most when you go to a casino?
Test: I don't gamble.

WWE.com: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Test: Read minds, so I know what the hell women think.

WWE.com: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Test: Boxer-briefs

WWE.com: What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Test: Talledega Nights

WWE.com: Did you enjoy it?
Test: Yes

WWE.com: Do you watch American Idol, The Sopranos, or Entourage?
Test: Sopranos

WWE.com: How many hours of sleep do you average per night?
Test: Four

WWE.com: What is your favorite country to visit?
Test: Canada, because it's God's country.

WWE.com: Coffee or tea?
Test: Coffee

WWE.com: What's your favorite board game?
Test: Clue

WWE.com: Southpark, Family Guy, or The Simpsons?
Test: The Simpsons

Editor's note: Test, if you really want to know what women think, I know what you should do: take the secret passage to the study to discuss the matter with Professor Plum. --Z