Wedding Belle, No. 5

Wedding Belle, No. 5

Hello to all my faithful readers! So, last night on SmackDown I asked Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson to be my bridesmaids, and of course, they accepted my offer. I mean, who wouldn't want to be part of SmackDown's biggest wedding ever? I know picking Michelle and Torrie to join me at the altar, as well as my maid of honor, Vickie Guerrero, is the right choice. They're all such beautiful, talented, successful women. My friends are the best!

When I sat down to write this blog, I figured I'd send Michelle and Torrie an e-mail asking them if they wanted to contribute to Wedding Belle this week. Michelle didn't write back, but she told me she was spending all her free time on the beach, soaking up the rest of the late summer's rays, so I'll excuse her this time! Torrie wrote back. She's such a sweetheart. Do you want to read what she said? Here you go:


From: Wilson, Torrie
Sent: Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007 8:55 AM
To: Kristal
Subject: Wedding Belle blog

Hey, Kristal!

Of course I'd love to contribute to Wedding Belle this week. I'd be honored, just like how I'm honored to be one of your bridesmaids! I'm just so excited to have been chosen by you.

You and Teddy seem like a very happy, very in love couple. It's going to be a very wonderful, exciting day. It's going to be a very beautiful wedding.

I know you already have a lot of things picked out for the wedding, but let me know if Michelle and I can help. We are already so pumped to throw you an awesome bachelorette party. We have a lot of good stuff in store for you, but it's all top secret. I promise you're going to have a wild time!

Kristal, I know you have a lot going on right now. I'm sure you're a little bit stressed because you have so much to deal with and so much to plan. I know you're doing an incredible job already, though. Please let me know if I can do anything to help you out.


p.s. Tell Ginger that Chloe says hello!


I'm so excited for Michelle and Torrie to be in my wedding. They're going to only add to the magnificence of the day!

So I'm sure you saw last night on SmackDown that Victoria wasn't exactly happy when I broke the news to her that she's not going to be in my wedding. I mean, she and Kenny are invited, but come on… did she really think she'd be a bridesmaid? Her behavior toward Michelle and Torrie has been a little erratic lately, to say the least.

I'm not sure how Victoria got my e-mail address, but she did. And she wasted no time sharing some of her angst with me, e-mailing me right after SmackDown. Take a look:


From: Victoria
Sent: Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007 12:55 AM
To: Kristal
Subject: THANKS A LOT!


Thanks a lot for not asking me to be a bridesmaid. Ha! Whatever… Just when I thought I was being welcomed on Friday nights, you go and alienate me even more!

You know, it brings back memories of elementary school, where I was always the outcast and being totally reprimanded, just like how I'm always getting a bad deal for being the best athlete, the sexiest Diva and the toughest person ever. I'm always getting abused and belittled for being so focused.

Kristal, I'm very hurt. My feelings are very hurt. But you know what? I'm going to get you in the ring one of these days and you are going to regret not making me a bridesmaid!

You know, when I heard about your wedding, I was a little excited, but then I realized I'm just too focused on being the best athlete here. I don't have time to get involved with people's drama in their lives, especially not yours. I have my own drama. But when I heard you talking to Michelle and Torrie about being bridesmaids, I thought, ‘Wow, maybe I'm involved! SmackDown has welcomed me with open arms!' But once again, I'm kicked to the curb. I'm the outcast. And it shouldn't be this way.

This isn't the end, Kristal.

-- Victoria


Jeesh! Talk about bitter! I have my bridesmaids, and they are Michelle and Torrie, and I couldn't be happier. Victoria can come to the wedding, she just can't be in the wedding. She'll live.

Well, Teddylicious and I are going to tie the knot in just 34 days. I can't believe it's coming so soon! Stay tuned to for more of my Wedding Belle blogs.

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