One last 'Experience' before the Draft

One last 'Experience' before the Draft

"The drafts which true genius draws upon posterity, although they may not always be honored so soon as they are due, are sure to be paid with compound interest in the end." ~ Carlos Caleb Colton



Ladies and Gentleman: The WWE Draft is upon us. To many, this is a good thing, but to others, it's worrisome.


Think of the families that can be separated, like My New Breed or the Major Brothers? Or families that have been separated before, like The Hardys? Think of the tag teams that can be split apart, like the WWE and World Tag Team Champions? And what about Balls Mahoney? I heard a rumor that top executives were playing rock-paper-scissors to see who gets stuck with ECW's resident "Swinging Chairman", Balls Mahoney. Just bloody horrendous, I say!


How ironic is it that just a month or so ago YOUR Guiding Light wrote on the very issue of being drafted only to have it become a real possibility. Did I foretell the future? Well, this wouldn't be the first time that I've done this, like when I forewarned everyone that anyone who opposed My New Breed would suffer a painful and miserable defeat. Well, I believe Charles Montgomery Punk, the Major Brothers and all of the ECW Originals can attest to my word being true.


Who shall be the next to fall to My New Breed? Well, that's my point. With this Draft looming upon us, this past Tuesday on ECW on Sci-Fi could've been the last time that you all witness the New Breed together as a team, a unit … as a family. It saddens me to think that I'll be separated from my peeps. Yes, the Draft will open up new doors and opportunities for many, including myself, but that was never needed with the New Breed because we never waited for the door to open. We just kicked it down!


But wherever I end up, know that I will continue to give all that oppose YOUR Paragon of Virtue an Experience like none other. I don't care if it's on Raw with Cena, Triple H, HBK, Orton or on SmackDown with Edge, Undertaker, Batista and Kane. As far as I'm concerned, they're all one Draft pick away from receiving an Elijah Experience.


But wait! If I get drafted to either Raw or SmackDown, then what happens here? What happens to the Elijah Experience on Do you know what this means? This means that this could be the very last time that I shine my light upon all those in need as YOUR Host of Hosts! There's the NFL Draft and the NBA Draft, but there's no draft quite as interesting as the WWE Draft! May Gawd have mercy on us all! To Be Continued????


Editors Note: If this is indeed Your Paragon of Virtue's Last line that he writes for the Elijah Experience, allow me to thank all of the staff at and all of you LLM's that have been in need of my Guiding Light from day one because you were either dumb, stupid, or you weren't blessed with any good sense at all!


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