Is it me, or did WrestleMania 23 come and go within the blink of an eye? Good thing the DVD is already in production because all of you can watch it over and over again just to see YOUR Host of Hosts walk down that aisle in front of 80,103 people at Ford Field in Detroit! The roaring of fans and flashing of cameras all added to the spectacle that night, making it truly unforgettable.
The whole week was truly an experience (no pun intended). Thursday, I participated in THQ's Superstar Challenge and proved that when you hear the word "multi-talented" used in association with Elijah Burke, it's the truth! Friday, prior to WrestleMania 23, I had the distinct privilege to sit beside one of the all-time great middleweights, Bernard Hopkins, and call a fight with him on ESPN2's Friday Night Fights! Needless to say, YOUR Paragon of Virtue was the highlight of that show! Then, of course, there was the Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony that Saturday. The American Dream. ‘Nuff said!
Hundreds have sent e-mails to me about the New Breed vs. Originals at WrestleMania (some which I will respond to later). But those who have questioned me about the loss to the Originals on April 1 should know that the New Breed -- all of whom were competing in their very first WrestleMania -- were caught up in the moment, and got a little sidetracked. Now, if you wanna know how the New Breed dealt with the loss, then you should go check out Hardcore Hangover for 4/3/07 where you can see what type of damage the New Breed is capable of on home turf, where there are no distractions!
Onto other worldly issues, has anyone heard about the dentist that was urinating into his medical sink? No, really? Here's a guy that's been working in the dental industry for the past 28 years and for one reason or another, he started to feel like he was operating out of his home, at least that what it seems like. I mean, c'mon. GeeWizFreakinCabooseKabob!! When did a surgery sink in the dental office become a toilet? After urinating, he would proceed to operate on patients without washing his hand or placing gloves on.
I'm disgusted by this LLM, and even more disgusted with his assistant. She worked with him for more than 16 years and has caught him on numerous occasions, and now she decides to speak out? Here's what she had to say, and I quote (I always wanted to use that term), "He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine." Then, why the hell didn't she report him earlier? What did she think he was tucking, a green golf ball? Hiding Easter eggs? Or maybe he would become overly excited in some weird twisted sort of way while performing surgery that he would always numb his liI' buddy before the session began? Yeah, right. I say we strap both of them in a dental chair and make them look at Tommy Dreamer naked! That'll show them! (OMG! Mental picture, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.)
Well, although the Tribunal has covered the story, they're missing what's really important here. We must look at the patient(s) who were and will be affected by this foolishness: BALLS MAHONEY! Need I say more?