In the Cards for 10/05/06

In the first edition of Ariel's weekly Tarot Card reading, In the Cards, the vampiric Diva talks about cards of a different kind. Ariel reveals the future for Tuesday's ultimate game of chance, Extreme Strip Poker.

I look into the future and the cards tell me that Extreme Championship Wrestling will be invaded by tramps and prostitutes and hussies and vanilla women who don't know the sensuality of a vampire's bite.

As all these women make mockery of their femininity in Extreme Strip Poker, my man doesn't need for me to play Extreme Strip Poker.

I flip the cards. I see into the future. The future for them looks mighty bleak, but the future for Kevin Thorn is on top of the ECW.

As all these women make mockery of their femininity in Extreme Strip Poker, my man doesn't need for me to play Extreme Strip Poker.

I flip the cards. I see into the future. The future for them looks mighty bleak, but the future for Kevin Thorn is on top of the ECW.

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