In the Cards for 04/12/07
This week, the cards tell the most fascinating story of a wind of intelligence that will continue to blow through the Land of the Extreme and has already led the New Breed of ECW to straighten out.
A most obvious source of this intelligence would be the brains of one teacher; however, this wind does not only emanate from him. It comes from the bodies of Striker as well as Elijah Burke, Marcus Cor Von and my Kevin Thorn.
The most recent recipient of this current is CM Punk. He has allowed this wind to wash over his body and cleanse him of the foolishness that urged him to rebuff the members of the New Breed.
The straightedge Superstar will not be the only one to benefit from this phenomenon. Worry not, for this is only the beginning. It is only a matter of time before all who roam in the Land of the Extreme will be journeying as a member of the New Breed of ECW.
Don't thank me for this tale of bliss. Thank the cards, for they tell all.