In the Cards for 02/22/07
This week, the cards tell a most mysterious story. It is a tale about the enigma that has forced its way into ECW: an enigma called Snitsky.
Simple-minded ECW fans may find Snitsky's motives unclear. First, it seemed he had gold in his sights when he provided Bobby Lashley with a much-needed wakeup call. Then, it appeared he had a craving for young blood as he laid out CM Punk's carcass on the canvas. This past week, he unleashed his brutality yet again.
While some ECW fans or even Extremists may not know what it is Snitsky aspires to, the cards know all. They reveal a wicked smile of success in a jungle that is the only place a being like Snitsky could thrive with excitement, the Land of the Extreme.
His path of domination is far from reaching an end. He will continue toward a goal that is greater than winning matches, greater than simply becoming a force and even greater than attaining ECW gold status. Snitsky will earn the fear of the Extremists en route to taking over ECW. He has not needed matches to show that he is already well on his way.
Don't thank me for this tale of animalistic monarchy in the Land of the Extreme. Thank the cards, for they tell all.