Most Extreme Player for 7/27/06
This week’s MEP is none other than the 300-plus pound “Chair
Swinging Freak,” Balls Mahoney.
After weeks of promos featuring Balls explaining to television viewers
worldwide why he is who he is, it was finally time for Balls’ first
singles match on the new ECW’s weekly TV show.
As promised, the native of Nutley, New Jersey was “balls to the
wall” throughout the match. As a result, Justin Credible spent most
of the match with Balls in his face.
Despite Justin Credible whacking Balls with a spinning DDT and a
picture-perfect Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge, Mahoney refused to
have his shoulders pinned to the canvas…and Balls kept coming.
Keeping in mind Mahoney’s hygiene (or lack thereof) and the heat
generated by the hot lights above the ring, Justin Credible deserves MEP
runner-up honors simply for spending most of the match smothered by sweaty
Balls.
In the end, the “Chair Swinging Freak” earned his nickname by
forgetting that the new ECW does not feature Extreme Rules in every match
and KO’ing Justin Credible with a steel chair in plain sight of
referee Mike Posey.
Posey had no choice but to disqualify Mahoney, and to nobody’s
surprise, Balls also KO’d Posey using the very same chair that caused
the disqualification.
For making the most of finally having the opportunity to perform in front
of three million television viewers in the United States and many more
worldwide, this week’s Most Extreme Player is Balls Mahoney, an ECW
Original.
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