Most Extreme Players for 3/07/08
This week's MEP is the Big Red Machine, Kane. I bestow this honor upon the 7-foot, 300-pound monster not because he made quick work of not one but two opponents this week, but because his exploding flames burned the stench of Hillary Clinton out of the air. The senator elected by the easily duped voters of New York was in Cleveland campaigning for the Ohio primary the day before.
I owe Kane a debt of gratitude and would sell my soul to the devil (Hillary's husband) if I could one day witness Kane chokeslam and silence Hillary into obscurity.