The complete lyrics to Paul Heyman's Raw rap
Paul Heyman’s been many things throughout his illustrious (and sometimes controversial) career, but did you know he once headed up the little-known Scarsdale, New York, chapter of the Wu-Tang Clan? Okay, maybe not, but you’ve gotta admit — the guy can rhyme. Bask in the glory of the extreme wordsmith’s awesome Cena diss from Raw, which is one Iggy Azalea verse shy of surefire Top 40 supremacy.
He’s a 15-time champ, and he likes to have his fun,
but not at your expense, so let us school you, son.
No, we’re not from West Newbury, no we can’t “hip-hop” like you,
my client is the conqueror; I’m just Brock’s advocating Jew!
You see, my name is Paul Heyman, and my client is The Beast,
and on the 17th of August, on your title he shall feast!
You don’t like Paul Heyman Guys, you think their attitudes too smug.
You gonna beat Brock’s ass ‘cuz you the doctor of the thugs?
I mean, you’ve beaten all the best, but now Lesnar’s on your plate.
You say your time is now, Brock says your calendar’s out of date.
So here’s some free advice, with SummerSlam drawing near:
Get it out your damn system when you say, “The Champ is here!”
Because we’re six days away from the West Coast’s biggest arena,
where my client Brock Lesnar will conquer John Cena.