Goldust & R-Truth face the throwback tandem of Aiden English & Simon Gotch.

Lost in all the chaos of Raw’s opening food fight was how the action got started: with Aiden English attempting to one-up R-Truth’s rap by singing the Declaration of Independence. Those are fighting words (or notes) if anything ever was, so The Golden Truth and The Vaudevillains got a chance to settle their score in a match — after taking a quick shower, of course. Unfortunately for the ‘Villains, the score was settled quickly: Golden Truth was in the driver’s seat and put the match to bed early, all under the watchful eye of Breezango, who were presumably mocking the looks of everyone in the ring … or, perhaps, scouting. Or both. They’re multitaskers.