Well the verdict is in, and Criss Angel was, indeed, magic on the keyboard as WWE’s Social Media Ambassador for what turned out to be a shocking episode of Monday Night Raw. From Paul Heyman’s proposal, to Mick Foley’s emotional address to WWE Champion CM Punk, to the official christening of Hell No (and The Rhodes Scholars), to Punk’s final staredown with a wounded John Cena, the “Mindfreak” was there with his New York wit at the ready. So, for our next trick, here are Criss Angel’s tweets for The Day After Raw.

@CrissAngel: Oh great, @CMPunk and @HeymanHustle. The Whiners from SNL in the 80’s. #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: @wweajlee is taking control! @cmpunk and @heymanhustle are being put in their place #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: I’ve seen some freaky things in my day, but @WWEAJLee’s trance just then ranks up near the top #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: Leave Little Jimmy alone!! #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: Nice to see some backbone in the ref tonight! Show’s that those guys take what they do very seriously. #WWE #RAW (Ed. Note: Nice timing.)
@CrissAngel: @heelziggler might be Mr. Money in the bank, but @excusemewwe is miss pain in my ears #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: I would challenge @HEELZiggler any day of the week to a Show Off. My first trick would be making Vickie disappear. #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: You gotta love @truekofi. He needs to teach me how to fly #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: I am not sure anything can make Kane and @WWEDanielBryan get along #RAW #WWE #goatface #hug
@CrissAngel: This looks like a great place to eat!! #DanielBryan #Kane #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: woo woo woo @zackryder
‏@CrissAngel: Can't wait to hear what @jerrylawler has to say #RAW #WWE #longlivetheking
‏@CrissAngel: I respect @realMickFoley. @CMPunk has a lot to learn about earning respect #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: It's great seeing a fellow New Yorker like @realMickFoley back on raw #bangbang #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: The fans are the reason we are here @cmpunk #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: @DavidOtunga your Harvard law degree can't stop the brogue kick from @wwesheamus #RAW #WWE
‏@CrissAngel: LONG LIVE THE KING @JerryLawler! #JerryLawler #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: @WWESheamus is like a warrior from Celtic folklore, where’s his sword? #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: @RRWWE won't be able to talk his way out of this! @reymysterio and Sin Cara are going teach him some manners #WWE #RAW
@CrissAngel: NO NO NO @wwedanielbryan #goatface #RAW #WWE
@CrissAngel: @CodyRhodesWWE and @TheDamienSandow should call their team The Jerk Squad. #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: Divas action!!! @mslayel and @aliciafoxy
@CrissAngel: I'M STILL NOT SURE ABOUT@EVEMARIETORRES #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: Digging the pink gear @JohnCena is wearing #riseabovecancer #RAW #WWE
‏@CrissAngel: It's time 2 get Funky with @brodusclay Naomi and Cameron
‏@CrissAngel: I can’t believe there’s someone even bigger than Tensai and @BrodusClay! Make way @WWETheBigShow!! #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: Here comes the man @johncena #riseabovehate #WWE #RAW
‏@CrissAngel: I want to see @JohnCena and @CMPunk inside a Hell in a Cell!! #WWE #RAW