This week's MEP is returning SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long.

After surviving an internationally televised heart attack, the dapper GM returned to give Edge a near cardiac arrest of his own. With Vickie Guererro gone for the forseeable future following a Tombstone Piledriver, Teddy gave Edge exactly what he deserves at Armeggedon. The Rated R Superstar will be trapped like the rat that he is between his two worst nightmares, The Deadman and The Animal.

Not only do Edge's chances for regaining the World Heavyweight Championship look bleak, his chances for survival appear to be even worse.