What would other WWE business cards look like?
If Paul Heyman has one, who else might?
On the May 6 episode of Raw, Brock Lesnar invaded WWE Headquarters and destroyed Triple H's office. In exclusive cell phone footage of the surprise raid, Paul Heyman gave a brief glimpse of his professional business card. WWE.com decided that Brock Lesnar's advocate couldn't be the only WWE figure, Superstar or Diva who carries such an ID. Check out these designs for what other WWE business cards might look like.
Armed with an arsenal of brutal strikes, slams and, of course, the devastating Bull Hammer elbow, Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett is a Superstar who makes a strong first impression. The former bare-knuckle brawler's "calling card" is a reflection of the physical and direct way the Preston, England, native goes about his business in the squared circle. "Blunt and successful" summarizes The Barrett Barrage very well indeed.
Reigning, 11-time WWE Champion John Cena is a singular force in WWE. For more than 10 years, the Cenation leader has inspired the WWE Universe with his inspiring message of hustle, loyalty and respect. After a down year in 2012, Cena exploded in 2013, with his second Royal Rumble Match victory and an epic win over The Rock at WrestleMania 29 to claim the WWE Title. Cena's calling card states just that, a declaration that most WWE fans are already familiar with: The Champ is here!
No! No! No! Short-fused WWE Tag Team Champion Daniel Bryan certainly puts the "No" in Team Hell No. Partnering with The Devil's Favorite Demon, Kane, to create one of the most successful, if unusual, tag teams in recent memory, Bryan is a grappling expert who is never shy to discuss his submission prowess, or to display it on an unlucky opponent in the ring.
Ignoramuses, please, hold your applause. Of course Damien Sandow's business card is an exemplar of graphical and editorial perfection. Designed by a team of senior instructors at the École Nationale Supérieure des Beaux-Arts in Paris, and handwritten by Prof. Noam Chomsky, this azure work of artistic excellence confirms that Damien Sandow isn't just "The Intellectual Savior of the Masses" … he's much better than you.
One thing's for sure: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are a no-nonsense trio. WWE's "Hounds of Justice" have taken out everyone from Ryback to John Cena in their quest to eradicate injustice from WWE. As some of the most dangerous, unpredictable and feared Superstars on the WWE roster, The Shield clearly doesn't need any kind of document to help get their name out. Simply take this card as a reminder: Justice isn't free.
Even Dolph Ziggler's business card would be a show-stealer! The colorful World Heavyweight Champion makes no secret of his arrogance, condescension and constant desire to be the center of attention. He's simply that good, and after looking at his flamboyant, self-styled calling card, wouldn't you agree?