WWE September Horoscopes
Need to ditch your roommate? Worried about making ends meet? Ready to tell off your boss? Before you make a move you might regret, consult this month's WWE Horoscopes, then base every decision you make in your entire life on the illuminating and insightful words you find inside. Why not, right?
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)
A major swift looms. You recently dropped exhilarating news on family and friends, and that glow should remain with you through the next several months. Reality, however, finds the path of least resistance and intrudes on your radiant revelation. You’ve been warned, self-satisfied Virgo Mr. McMahon. Be sure to manage your expectations about the future. A wonderful journey awaits, and you should embark on it with a well-earned smile … but also with eyes wide open.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Mr. McMahon (Aug. 24), The Great Khali (Aug. 27), Sgt. Slaughter (Aug. 27), Theodore Long (Sept. 15), Eva Marie (Sept. 19)
Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
A fresh collaboration will reinvigorate a long dormant creativity you’ve been sorely missing. Whether in love or literature, this new partnership provides unprecedented inspiration. Seize those emotions and allow them to steer you in bold, new directions. Live outside the boundaries of your ordinary existence, like awesome Libra The Miz, and unleash your ingenuity. It’s not every day someone fuels your imagination. Harness that fuel, and navigate the road less traveled.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Stephanie McMahon (Sept. 24), Curtis Axel (Oct. 1), Kaitlyn (Oct. 7), The Miz (Oct. 8), Dusty Rhodes (Oct. 11)
Virgo | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You know what needs doing, yet you refuse to do it. That stubborn demeanor – or what fellow Scorpio Edge might call “determination” – has occasionally served you well. Not this time. This time, you’re acting against your own best interests out of spite. Any short-term satisfaction you feel will crumble under the realization that you’re worse off. Swallow your pride and realize that you’ll never feel true contentment by going out of your way to make others unhappy.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Rosa Mendes (Oct. 25), CM Punk (Oct. 26), Edge (Oct. 30), Darren Young (Nov. 2), Chris Jericho (Nov. 9), Ryback (Nov. 10), Tensai (Nov. 14), Brie and Nikki Bella (Nov. 21)
Virgo | Libra | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
SAGITTARIUS ( Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Palm trees? Check. Refreshing pool? Naturally. Unforgettable sunset? You know it. After soaking up a tropical locale as beautiful as exotic Sagittarius Summer Rae, try to retain the feeling you had while you were there. You know – the one that reminded you what’s truly important in life. This month is all about perspective. Don’t allow inconsequential matters to negatively influence your mood. Is it annoying that you’ve already poured a bowl of cereal before realizing there’s no milk? Absolutely. The end of the world, though? Hardly.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Summer Rae (Nov. 28), Jerry Lawler (Nov. 29), Christian (Nov. 30), Dean Ambrose (Dec. 7), Michael Cole (Dec. 8), Rey Mysterio (Dec. 11), Rob Van Dam (Dec. 18), “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Dec. 18)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
Shape the world as you want it to be. Life is not meant to be lived on the sidelines, so get involved in your community, or strive to better your neighborhood. You’ve had a chronic case of the “Wouldn’t-It-Be-Cool-Ifs,” but now is the moment to cure yourself of it once and for all. Instead of assuming others will take lead, be more like insistent Capricorn Antonio Cesaro, and spearhead a bike path cleanup or volunteer to paint a school in need. You’ve enjoyed an amazingly full year thus far; the time has come to pay it forward.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sin Cara (Dec. 22), Antonio Cesaro (Dec. 27), Tamina (Jan. 10), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (Jan. 14), R-Truth (Jan. 19)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
Moths. Flying out of your wallet. Not good. Money has been an issue for months now, but you’ve chosen to ignore it. No surprise, the issue has only festered. Before your financial foibles reach critical mass and trigger a China Syndrome-like money meltdown, pull it together. Write up a budget and force yourself to adhere to it, or swallow your pride and ask for assistance untangling your finances. Escape a negative situation, like liberated Aquarius Ricardo Rodriguez, for the day you reach a debt-free tomorrow will be worth the headaches you endure today.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sheamus (Jan. 28), Big Show (Feb. 8), Ricardo Rodriguez (Feb. 17)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)
Whether fishing for carp or for compliments, this month will prove bountiful indeed. With Venus entering Scorpio, the stars and planets have truly aligned in your favor. Take advantage! Now is the time to ask for a raise or for a date with that special someone. Your laundry list of excuses has finally run dry. Banish negativity to the dark recesses of your mind and, like fellow Pisces Big E Langston, showcase the confidence you should be feeling all month long.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Brodus Clay (Feb. 21), Ric Flair (Feb. 25), Big E Langston (March 1), Justin Gabriel (March 3), Santino Marella (March 14), AJ Lee (March 19)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
ARIES (March 21 - April 20)
Location, location, location. Not only is it imperative in real estate, it’s also vital when it comes to your mental landscape as well. If you’re not comfortable at home, your happiness is bound to be compromised regardless of the positive energy you find elsewhere. If a roommate is a nagging source of negativity, like irascible Aries Randy Orton, it’s time to think about picking up stakes or at least planning an exit strategy. After all, home should be your sanctuary, not your sanitarium.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jack Swagger (March 24), Randy Orton (April 1), David Otunga (April 7), Vickie Guerrero (April 16)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)
Time to debut the new you. When returning to work or to school, tomorrow always offers an opportunity to reinvent yourself. Take it from ever-evolving Taurus The Rock. And though it may be difficult, the only person preventing you from being the person you long to be is the one staring back at you in the bathroom mirror each morning. Feel like you’re in a rut with the same crowd? Stretch beyond your comfort zone, and make friends who share and support your new interests. Improvement requires change, excellence requires it often.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
John Cena (April 23), Aksana (April 29), The Rock (May 2), Zack Ryder (May 14)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Gemini | Cancer | Leo
GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)
Life is a marathon, not a sprint. With that in mind, prepare for a monumental undertaking. Although you may not be planning to run 26.2 miles, it’s never too early to take a first step toward a special goal, like hyperachieving Gemini Daniel Bryan. Learn to play guitar, paint a portrait or hit 20 free throws in a row. Rather than focus on how time-consuming a task may be, concentrate on achieving incremental goals. The art of French cuisine isn’t mastered in an afternoon; as any great chef will tell you, the perfect soufflé takes both practice and patience.
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Daniel Bryan (May 22), Alberto Del Rio (May 25), Natalya (May 27), Drew McIntyre (June 6), Mark Henry (June 12)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Cancer | Leo
CANCER (June 22 - July 22)
At times, it’s best to take shelter from the storm rather than try to outrun it. This month promises to be a challenging one for you and your fellow Cancer Fandango, and in order to ride out the rough weather ahead, you’ll need to take solace in those closest to you. Rather than put off a difficult personal decision, take the necessary measures to ensure the whole exhausting affair is resolved as quickly and painlessly as possible. In the end, comfort will await you in the arms of an unexpected ally.
Notable Superstars who also share this sign:
Layla (June 25), Alicia Fox (June 30), Cody Rhodes (June 30), Bret Hart (July 2), Brock Lesnar (July 12), Heath Slater (July 15), Shawn Michaels (July 22),Fandango (July 22)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Leo
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
Order the lobster. You’ve earned it. After logging late nights on a recent project, you’ve finally put that baby to bed – and on deadline, no less. Take a moment to bask in the accomplishment and richly earned praise. Never one to rest on your laurels, you’ll be back at it in no time. For now, though, life is offering you a fist bump. Reciprocate already. There’s plenty of time for the grind. Just ask epicurean Leo Dolph Ziggler. And trust that any death bed misgivings will not include the phrase, “If only I’d worked longer hours…”
Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Dolph Ziggler (July 27), Triple H (July 27), Damien Sandow (Aug. 3), Wade Barrett (Aug. 10), Kofi Kingston (Aug. 14)
Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer
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