Straight From the Hart III
Hey, WWE fans. I know I said you wouldn’t hear from me until Monday,
but I had to share what happened to us on Saturday with you right
away. It was a great day. It started at 6:15 a.m. I’m
the first one downstairs in the restaurant to order my Jimmy Hart Southern
Boy Special, which you all know is pork n’ beans and French
fries. I’m used to eating this scrumptious meal on my own, but
this morning, I’m with Henry, our photographer. Much to my
surprise, Henry is here to try the Southern Boy Special for the first
time. After a few bites, he declares it might be something he has to
get used to. Twenty minutes later, we are joined by the one and only
Ron Simmons, who also, for the first time, orders the Southern Boy
Special. Ron has no trouble adjusting his palate to my dietary
delight. Then Richard and Ryan show up promptly at 7 a.m. to pick up
our crew. Having tried the special yesterday, and finding in the evening
that they did not have the stomach for it, they declined my offer to try it
again.
As we proceed to the lobby to meet Maria, Ashley and Gary, I am approached
by a gentleman who asks if I would take a photo with a pretty young lady at
the check-in desk. As I go over to take the picture, I find, much to
my surprise, that the young woman is one of the American Idols from Season
4, Jessica Sierra. She tells me that her Dad and she are giant
wrestling fans, and she grew up a big fan of Jimmy Hart and the Hart
Foundation. Jessica is here to entertain the troops in Kuwait and
Iraq, and is off to a base in Kuwait this morning with her local AFE
escorts Contee and T-Mac.
Meeting Jessica reminds me of the time that Hulk and I met Simon Cowell in
England when he was an A&R man for a major record label, and well
before he was American Idol’s most reviled talent judge, an act I
think we can agree is modeled after the Mouth of the South. Simon
talked the Hulkster into recording a single, a remake of the song
“Leader of the Gang” by Gary Glitter. It went three weeks
in the Top 10 in Europe, peaking at No. 1. However, the Hulk’s
greatest recorded accomplishments in music are his own recordings with the
Wrestling Boot Band.
We get into our two-van “convoy” and begin our journey to Camp
Arifjan, the heart of U.S. military operations in Kuwait. We spend
some quality time with the camp commander, Colonel Brick Miller, and his
Commanding Master Sergeant of the Army Ray Middleton. These guys are
first class all the way. We receive a thorough briefing on activities
in Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan. Camp Arifjan is the hub for troops
and supplies going into and out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and can process
more than 75,000 people a day at the camp. The camp is also the base
of operations for special training for the troops to deal with evolving
combat conditions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The Colonel, like others to whom we speak, tells us of all the great civic
accomplishments of our troops in Iraq, particularly in the northern and
southern parts of the country, areas outside of the violence we hear so
much about in the media. He relays stories of young Iraqi girls
attending school for the first time, using books, pencils and paper secured
by the troops with the support of their home towns. He speaks of
accomplishments of restoring infrastructure and helping to put America in a
better light through the actions of our troops in working with the local
citizens. He sees the tide turning through a younger generation of
Iraqis that will ultimately ensure Iraq maintains and builds upon its
newfound freedoms despite the threat of terrorism. We all shake our
heads as to why our news media keeps these success stories a secret from
the American public.
When we get to the autograph signing at the base gym, it is jam packed,
with a line out the door. It’s very well organized by the camp
MWR’s “Little General.” Also on hand is Clayton
Bovey, Entertainment Branch Manager for AFE in Kuwait. I do my usual
thing, introducing Ashley, Maria, and last, but definitely not least, the
three-time football All-American from Florida State, Ron Simmons. I
couldn’t believe how many Florida State t-shirts and footballs the
servicemen bring for Ron to sign. And, of course, like all the other
bases we visit, the servicemen have magazine pin-ups and covers of Ashley
and Maria to be signed. I am pleasantly surprised to see all the
young soldiers who bring the new WWE DVD, “The World's Greatest
Wrestling Managers,” for me to sign. I sign so many, I have to
make sure more than once that they aren’t like the bootleg CD of
“See No Evil” I gave to Gary to give to Vince.
After two-and-a-half hours of taking pictures and signing memorabilia,
Maria, Ashley and Gary visit the Mess Hall while Ron and I, along with
Richard and Henry, visit the Armed Forces Entertainment base office to
thank the staff there – guys like Broadie, Mike and Eli -- for their
help with the tour. Maria, Ashley and Gary were joined at lunch by
Ryan and Chris Pace. Chris had just flown in from his base of
operations in Baghdad, where he is in charge of securing programs and
entertainment for the troops in Iraq. Our Divas report that Gary and
they struck up a conversation with Vivian Ratliff, Kenneth Williams, Sean
McDonald, Steven Valentin and Justin “Tiny” Brown from the 37th
Transportation Group, who are some of the people that drive the truck
convoys bringing supplies from Arifjan to the troops in Iraq. Tiny is
particularly interested in a possible wrestling career if football
doesn’t work out. He is currently playing defensive tackle for
Morgan State, but his career is on hold while he serves in the
military.
After a quick lunch, we have a 90-minute drive to our next destination,
Camp Patriot at the Kuwait Naval Base. Yes, Kuwait has a Navy, which
it uses to guard its coast on the Persian Gulf. The base also hosts
the largest contingent of the Army’s troop carriers, making it the
Army’s largest port. Marine and Navy personnel also use the base
as a point of redeployment to varying assignments around the
world. The Air Force runs the camp’s administration and we get a
great tour of the facility by Chief Master Sergeant Wayne Barron from
Memphis, Tenn. It’s great to see an old home boy. He tells me more
about my early career in Memphis than I can remember. He assures me it
was legendary.
After the base tour, we do our next autograph signing and photo session
with the troops on base. These men and women make us feel welcome and
are very rambunctious. Two young men express their admiration for
Maria and Ashley by writing their names in permanent ink on their
chests. Ron and I are asked also to sign their chests, to which I
reply, “Sorry, we just ran out of ink.” I think Ron was
about to say something else until I remind him, “You are an
All-American.”
After a presentation by Camp Commander Lieutenant Colonel Tim Henke, at
which we receive some nifty Certificates of Appreciation and Operation
Iraqi Freedom caps, our duty is done and it is time to head to our base of
operations. Along the way, Ryan, with whom we were now driving, says
we are low on gas. However, we can’t find an open gas station,
as happens on some Saturdays -- which in Kuwait is the equivalent to a
Monday in the U.S. Many times, Kuwaitis get the “Saturday”
blues and decide to take the day off, an accepted practice here.
Chris, who is riding with us, suggests we go to a nearby military refueling
station, but by the time we arrive, the station is closed. I do get to
sign a bunch of autographs for the MP’s on duty. Ryan eventually
finds a gas station just before we hit the big E. By the way, gas is
35-cents a gallon over here.
We have a great dinner in Kuwait with Ryan and Chris inside an historic
replica of a Kuwaiti sailing vessel. After dinner, we receive a
commemorative iron spike. It looks nice, but what do you do with
it. I give mine to Gary as another present for Vince, just in case the
“See No Evil” DVD doesn’t work. I told Gary again, no
need to mention my name; he can have all the credit.
Earlier in the day, I try to call the Hulkster on our satellite phone to
see how a taping of a recent episode of “Hogan Knows Best” is
going. I had been invited to be part of the episode that is also set
to feature Brian Nobbs, Brutus Beefcake, Greg Valentine and Hacksaw Jim
Duggan. However, my trip to visit the troops keeps me from
participating. I wanted to tell Hulk that Hulkamania is still running wild
in the Persian Gulf, as we have sighted several Hulkamania T-shirts as part
of our autograph signings -- almost as many as the "The World's Greatest
Wrestling Managers" DVDs I’ve signed.
It’s another early morning assignment for the Legends and Divas team
on Sunday as we get set to visit two more bases. Please don’t
forget our troops in your prayers. It’s their heroic actions that
enable all of us to sleep soundly in the good ole’ U.S.A. every
single night. As for us, we’ll also sleep soundly knowing these
brave men and women are defending our country. Each day, we become
caught up in their energy and determination. Just remember,
championship belts are won and lost, but legends last
forever.
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Hart I
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Hart II
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