Santino sweats the brow
What can brow do for you? Well, if you're a Santino Marella fan, it could help you to meet the spicy Italian. Thanks to an oversight, the artwork on Marella's latest T-shirt, "Beware the Cobra," omits his trademark uni-brow, although the uni-brow does appear in graphics for WWE Shop.com (left). It's enough to drive a guy "crazies."
Never one to disappoint his "millions of thousands" of fans, Marella guarantees that anyone who purchases one of his T-shirts and approaches him will have the eyebrows connected by the Italian Stallion himself and their T-shirt will be autographed.