Breezango & Tye Dillinger def. Mojo Rawley, Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Mojo Rawley, Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin didn’t mince words when they said that Fandango, Tyler Breeze and Tye Dillinger were fretting away their hard-earned opportunities on funny business like The Fashion Files. Rawley even went so far as to call them, respectively, “a joke,” “a clown” and “a perfect disappointment.” So, Breezango and Dillinger went ahead and beat their detractors on the WWE Fastlane Kickoff.

Not only that, they went ahead and won the match in thoroughly entertaining fashion – a walking, talking rebuke to the dour, all-business mentality of Rawley, Gable & Benjamin. It was clear from early on that The Fashion Police weren’t about to let the opportunity for shenanigans pass them by;  Fandango threw on some headgear to roll around with Gable, while Breeze rode the former SmackDown Tag Team Champion like a pony.

The fun stuff did land them in trouble for a bit. Prince Pretty found himself overwhelmed by all three of his opponents, Rawley especially. Luckily, Dillinger was there when things got particularly serious, tagging in and singlehandedly turning the tide for his squadron. Thanks to some timely interference from Breezango that dispatched Gable & Benjamin, The Perfect 10 even scored the decisive pinfall on — who else? — Rawley, by throttling the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal winner with a knee to the side of his face. Consider the opportunity fulfilled.