Triple H: "He's our ass"
Just hours away from WrestleMania, everyone seems to have an opinion on the impending Battle of the Billionaires. At Detroit's Ford Field, one billionaire, either Donald Trump or WWE Chairman of the Board Mr. McMahon will suffer the indignity of having his head shaved in front of 80,000 screaming WWE fans. On Monday, the former 10-time World Champion and resident Cereberal Assassin, Triple H, decided to chime in with his thoughts on the match.
"Vince is an asshole, but he's our asshole," laughed Triple H. "I'm kind of mixed on this one. I'd hate to see someone from the outside come in and make him look like a bigger asshole than he already is. On the other hand, I look at Vince and say if you're going to be an ass, you might as well look like an ass. If it was up to me, I'd run in there, drop everyone and shave all their heads."
At WrestleMania 23, Donald Trump will be represented by ECW Champion Bobby Lashley while Mr. McMahon will be represented by The Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga. In a battle of true sports-entertainment giants, one man will persevere, and when that happens, one thing is guaranteed to happen: someone is going to look like an ass.