No mom for Mr. McMahon, instead gets Mae
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- "Old chicken makes good soup."
No, Mr. McMahon's words at SummerSlam won't be a slogan for Campbell's Soup. But they summed up the Chairman's night as he opened an invitation to the woman who mothered his illegitimate son. Mr. McMahon had hoped the woman would show up at SummerSlam and reveal which WWE Superstar is his illegitimate son.
While McMahon didn't wind up locking horns with the woman who filed the paternity suit against him, he ended up locking lips with the 84-year-old WWE Hall of Famer Mae Young. And in a kinky way, he admitted to liking it, grossing out Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman.
The makeout session with Mae ended a weird string of events for McMahon, who spent most of the night watching the night's matches with the general managers from ECW, SmackDown and Raw, Armando Estrada, Theodore Long, and William Regal, respectively.
Throughout the night, the Chairman received visits from Santino Marella, Cryme Tyme, and United States Champion Montel Vontavious Porter -- all of whom suggested that they might be McMahon's son.
Cryme Tyme even suggested their love for "money money" was a shared trait with Mr. McMahon. The pair even led a "money money … yeah yeah" conga line around the office with the GMs all jumping in.
While Mr. McMahon did not find out the identity of his illegitimate son at SummerSlam, it's safe to say that he probably won't be forgetting his peculiar evening anytime soon.
Meanwhile, look for the search for his illegitimate son to continue as WWE heads to Boston for Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on Sci Fi Network.