Every man's fantasy becomes The Miz's reality
Just one week after landing the job of becoming Friday Night SmackDown’s new host, Mike “The Miz” Mizanin has landed another dream job – the host of the first-ever Summer Kickoff Bikini Contest. Tonight, The Miz will oversee the proceedings as Kristal, Jillian and SmackDown’s newest Divas, Ashley and Michelle McCool compete in this battle of the beauties. Last week, when Michelle McCool made hit the SmackDown scene, she said that things would be getting hot, and it certainly looks like she was right.
And The Miz seems to be the perfect guy to be hosting such a contest, given his extensive background with lovely ladies.
“That’s why I get these assignments – because they know me from the reality TV shows, and they know I’m a party guy,” said The Miz. “I’m a guy that always has as much fun as possible. I used to do club appearances where I would host wet T-shirt contests, so maybe my experience from that will go a long way and help out with this bikini contest.”
Although The Miz is a connoisseur of beautiful women, even he admits that no one can compare to the Divas.
“I’m not a slouch. I’ve been around the world, and I’ve seen many different types of women,” said The Miz. “I’ve been to the Playboy Mansion. I’ve been here, and I’ve been here, but WWE has the hottest girls – especially if they’re in a bikini contest.”
In the end, the fans will decide who the winner of the contest will be, but The Miz shared his thoughts on each of the participants as well.
“Kristal is a very nice looking girl. She has a nice skin tone, and she has some funk. She’s always good and fun to watch,” said The Miz. “Jillian has, being politically correct, cans if you will. Ashley brings a punk sort of vibe. She has a very good style, which is always great to have. And here’s the thing about Michelle McCool – she’s a teacher. Every kid has had a fantasy about a teacher, especially one that is very hot. I’m interested to see what a teacher would wear for a bikini contest.”
Something tells me that The Miz isn’t the only one wondering what Michelle and all of the other Divas will be wearing. But the only way to find out is to tune in to SmackDown tonight at 8/7 CT on UPN.