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Mr. McMahon gets Trumped

Mr. McMahon Fan Appreciation Night didn’t turn out quite as well as the WWE Chairman had planned. In fact, it probably couldn’t have been more embarrassing for him.

Mr. McMahon attempted to show his appreciation for WWE fans by giving one “lucky” audience member an autographed copy of the Muscle & Fitness Magazine emblazoned with his mug. Donald Trump, however, bested Mr. McMahon’s lame gift by dumping thousands of dollars on the crowd.

The thousands of dollars certainly didn’t put a dent in Trump’s fortune, but it definitely made the night for WWE fans, and was truly a worthy gift to show appreciation.

Using the high-ball estimate that every WWE fan within an arm’s reach of Trump’s money was able to grab approximately $134, let’s explore the options of what they were able to purchase with their newfound (and free!) cash:

Two bottles of Johnny Nitro's mystery hair product

Not since the days of "Soul Glo" has hair dripped more than Johnny Nitro's. The young Superstar is not allowed within 100 feet of open flames when the product is in his hair. Opponents beware - pulling his hair will leave your hands a greasy mess.

22 copies of WWE Magazine

You could own 22 copies of WWE Magazine with $134 of Donald Trump's money.

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One pitch to A-Rod

Alex Rodriguez may not have to worry about money, and for one pitch to the Yankees star(costing $9,112), neither will you. It may take 68 yearly payments of $134 to get that one pitch paid for, but maybe by then A-Rod will learn how to play third base.

Stripper's paradise

It’s every man’s dream. A disco ball, some mirrors and a pole in the basement. More specifically, a pole built for an exotic dancer. For $134, dreams can come true. Impress your friends, exploit your girlfriends, and most importantly, keep your hands to yourself.

The Marine on DVD

For $134, a WWE fan could purchase 6 DVD packages of John Cena's The Marine from WWEShop.

Click here to check it out at WWEShop.

JBL's financial advice

For $134, SmackDown's JBL will dispense financial advice to you for exactly one minute. Stay sharp to the quick-tongued JBL, because you could turn that $134 into a lot more, and eventually you can drop money on people.

The Mahoney makeover

Ever wanted to look like Balls? ECW's Balls Mahoney, that is. Balls has a unique look, and for $134, you could make yourself look like Mr. Mahoney...134 times.

352 first-class stamps

Have you lost touch with anyone over the past few years? Are you in need of a pen pal to fill the lonely nights? Well thanks to Mr. Trump's cash giveaway, you can buy yourself 352 first-class stamps to write letters to loved ones and inmates all around the world. Now get lickin'.

13,400 pieces of candy

You may need to save some of that money for the dentist, but with $134, you could buy a whopping, teeth-shattering, 13,400 pieces of candy. That sugar high would be some trip.

Four wall-mounted hair dryers

Why would you need more than one of these  is the real question, but nonetheless for $134, you can buy four wall-mounted hair dryers. You can duel with your friends, get rid of snarls, dry clothes in a pinch, and most importantly, it can't fall in the bathtub with you.

33.5 tins of Trevor Murdoch's chewing tobacco

It is a disgusting habit, but Trevor Murdoch insists on doing it. For $134, 33.5 tins of chewing tobacco can be bought. Remember this: Spitoon sold separately.

A replica of George Washington's wig

The First President of the United States of America would be proud if you took 134 of the bills adorning his face and used them to purchase a replica of the wig he wore when he made history for America. Not included in this purchase: Wooden teeth, cherry trees, American Revolution replica uniform.

One of four easy payments for knives on QVC

We've all seen the products. The knives can slice through steel, glass, aluminum and metal. Why we would need to know this when we are slicing carrots, we don't know. However, for just four easy payments, they can be yours. With your new found wealth, you can make that first payment of $134.

13 trips to a movie theater in New York City

For $134, you can make a trip to the movies 13 times in a New York City movie theater. If you are feeling really adventurous, you can take the $10 for the ticket, and spend $124 on a small popcorn and small soda - with refills!

Three WWE pay-per-views

Soda & Chips for 5 people: $14
Three WWE pay-per-views: $120
Remembering your favorite WWE moment for the rest of your life: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there is Donald Trump.

14 Pogo sticks

$134 may have become easier to spend over the years, but one thing has stood the test of time versus cash. Fads. Hula hoops, troll dolls, drive-in theaters are just a few of these items, but with that Trump money, you could go out and get yoursef 14 pogo sticks. That's right, 14 of them. You may also want to spend some money on ice, because you're gonna need it.

Two tanks of gas for an SUV

With gas prices going up and down like a yo-yo, it's tough to tell how long this answer will hold true. But for $134, you could fill up an SUV with gas. If you happen to not own one, then next time you steal one with Shad and JTG, use that $134 to get across state lines as fast as you can.

Five minutes of MVP's time

He's cocky, obnoxious and highly expensive. If you want to spend five minutes with SmackDown Superstar MVP, you better have that $134 in your hand. As soon as that time is up, Montel Vontavious Porter — and your money, will be gone.

PlayStation 1.5

It may not have technically been invented, but you could always take your friends PlayStation 3 and cut it in half. It would make for a great time, and you'd still have $134 to get a bus ticket out of town to avoid your friend.