Ric Flair proves why he still is the dirtiest player in the game. Meanwhile, Randy Orton makes a surprise return to add more salt to Shawn Michaels' wounds.05/25/2017 - 18:00
See exclusive slow-motion footage from intense Monday Night Raw battle between the teams of Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins and Bray Wyatt & Samoa Joe.05/23/2017 - 17:30
WWE Top 10 takes you back to this week's Monday Night Raw to revisit the show's most thrilling, physical and controversial moments.05/23/2017 - 14:15
Time slows down as Finn Bálor goes to battle against his former "good brother."05/23/2017 - 12:45
Though the Extreme Rules Fatal 5-Way Match at Extreme Rules will be every man for himself, Raw's turbulent main event features a tag team showdown between a pair of shaky partnerships.05/23/2017 - 00:00
Following his loss to Kalisto, Titus O'Neil claims Apollo Crews' let down the Titus Brand.05/22/2017 - 23:45
The Wicked Witch of WWE looks to send a painful message to Bayley ahead of their Raw Women's Title Match at Extreme Rules.05/22/2017 - 23:45
Matt Hardy battles The Celtic Warrior for the right to choose the stipulation for their upcoming Raw Tag Team Championship Match at Extreme Rules.05/22/2017 - 23:45
Ahead of his Submission Match at Extreme Rules against WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville, Austin Aries goes head-to-head against Tony Nese.05/22/2017 - 23:30
Vic Joseph gives a special shout-out to his fellow WWE announcers for all their help, as he becomes the newest voice of WWE.05/22/2017 - 22:45
Apollo Crews takes on a high-flying masked adversary with Titus O'Neil keeping close watch.05/22/2017 - 22:45
The Boss will look to take charge of Alicia Fox in an explosive Raw showdown.05/22/2017 - 22:45
In anticipation of the imminent Street Fight on WWE 205 Live, The Brian Kendrick attacks Akira Tozawa and ignites an absolute melee.05/22/2017 - 22:45
It's lights, camera, action as Goldust talks about the flickering light that is his former cohort R-Truth.05/22/2017 - 22:30
The Advocate to Universal Champion Brock Lesnar comes forth to give Bálor the edge in Extreme Rules Fatal 5-Way No. 1 Contender's Match at Extreme Rules.05/22/2017 - 22:15
Finn Bálor goes to war against his former friend Karl Anderson.05/22/2017 - 22:00
Elias Samson makes his in-ring Raw debut against the reigning Intercontinental Champion.05/22/2017 - 22:00
Extreme makeover: Leprechaun edition
Hornswoggle McMahon—the name certainly has a regal enough ring to it. But before the Little Bastard receives that coveted invitation to Thanksgiving dinner at the Chairman's mansion, he may need to transform himself from dirty, mischievous scamp to trusted, reputable progeny. Herewith, a few suggestions from WWE.com to Hornswoggle for getting in good with dear ol' dad:
Get in touch with "Hornyswoggle"
Being a true son of Mr. McMahon means understanding your hyper libido. After all, it was the Chairman's "overactive grapefruits" that led to the birth of his illegitimate son in the first place. Armed with the knowledge of his paternity, Hornswoggle should begin to nurture the lusty leprechaun inside and discover his own "overactive tangerines," if you will. Have a talk with "Genetic Jackhammer" dad. Maybe the Chairman can bring out the "Hornyswoggle" in Hornswoggle.
Upgrade the wardrobe
To be a true McMahon, you have to look the part of a billionaire's heir. So, say so long to the leprechaun look. Gone are the days of the grungy green blazer and puffy shirt. Say hello to pinstripes and power ties. Which begs the question, do they make custom-tailored executive suits at Baby Gap?
From under the ring to the top rope
Now that you've become an heir to a family fortune, Hornswoggle, it's time to move on up from that eerie home under the ring to a deluxe apartment in the sky. With your newfound wealth, feel free to furnish your new abode with timeless works of art and the finest step ladders money can buy.
Blondes don't always have more fun
Also, Hornswoggle, about that blonde hair—dye already. Mr. McMahon visits a trusted stylist in New York City to groom his thick, authoritative mane (Your dad and JBL share the same barber; you may also want to get tips from both on investing). You'll want to consult this Scissor Slinger to achieve an equally distinguished head of dark locks. Oh, and while you're at it, lose the patchy, Jack Sparrow beard. Your dear old dad has always been clean-shaven. Why not emulate the man you look up to (literally)?
Walk like a McMahon
And finally, you need to walk like a McMahon. To replicate the Chairman's arm-flapping, macho strut, a team of experts have determined the permanent insertion of a rectal thermometer may be necessary. Sorry, Hornswoggle, but no one ever said becoming a McMahon wouldn't be a pain in the arse.