Tiny talk: Mr. McMahon on Hornswoggle
September 13, 2007
Upon learning that Hornswoggle is his illegitimate son last Monday night on Raw, Mr. McMahon was stunned into silence, unable to utter a single arrogant syllable. Having now digested the, ahem, little revelation for a few days, the Chairman agreed to a sit-down with WWE.com to address questions regarding the latest addition to the McMahon clan.
Extreme Makeover: Leprechaun Edition
September 12, 2007
Hornswoggle McMahon—the name certainly has a regal enough ring to it. But before the Little Bastard receives that coveted invitation to Thanksgiving dinner at the Chairman’s mansion, he may need to transform himself from dirty, mischievous scamp to trusted, reputable progeny.
Packers pack in for Raw in Green Bay
September 11, 2007
On a cool night in Green Bay, Raw was certainly a hot ticket for a few of the Green Bay Packers.
Mini-McMahon
September 11, 2007
GREEN BAY, WISC. - After five grueling weeks of searching high and, well, apparently not low enough, Mr. McMahon has finally learned the identity of his illegitimate son: Hornswoggle! The revelation reverberated through the Resch Arena like an undersized uppercut to Mr. McMahon’s grapefruits. Upon hearing the news, the Chairman stood in the middle of the squared circle in stony silence, his face screwed into a disbelieving scowl.
Superstars react to McMahon bastard revelation
September 11, 2007
GREEN BAY, Wis. – Mr. McMahon was bewildered; his eyelids pulled like window shades, his mouth Zip-locked shut and his vocal chords pulled tighter than guitar strings when it was revealed that his illegitimate son was none other than SmackDown’s Cruiserweight Champion – and the smallest member on the WWE roster – Hornswoggle.
Is Carlito ready to play The Game?
September 11, 2007
GREEN BAY, Wis. – The sight of Triple H gripping a sledgehammer in one hand and holding up the crimson-soaked face of Umaga last week on Raw should have scared off Carlito and made him think twice about crossing The Cerebral Assassin ever again. But with attempted attack with a chair on Raw Monday night – and a stipulation that stacks their match at Unforgiven in his favor – Carlito showed that he was ready to play The Game.
Has Randy Orton Already Won the WWE Championship?
September 10, 2007
GREEN BAY, Wisc. – John Cena snorted and growled as a sea of security guards strained to pull him away from Randy Orton. Meanwhile, the Legend Killer couldn’t help but smile – he knew he was driving Cena crazy and that if he had his way, the WWE Championship would be in his hands in less than a week at Unforgiven.
Cena barred from Raw tonight
September 10, 2007
GREEN BAY, Wisc. – Citing John Cena’s brutal attack on Raw GM William Regal, Acting GM Jonathan Coachman has given the WWE Champion the night off and barred him from Raw tonight in Green Bay, Wisc.
Mobile AT&T exclusive video
September 10, 2007
The odds have been stacked against Triple H at Unforgiven. What was his reaction to the new stipulation in his match against Carlito? Find out what he had to say after the Raw cameras stopped rolling with WWE Mobile on AT&T.