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February 18, 2013

Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter delivered their “State of the Union” address

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Do you disagree with Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter? That’s too bad, WWE Universe, because, as Colter himself said to open Swagger’s “State of the Union,” “Exercising our First Amendment rights is what real Americans proudly do.”

So there. As for the state of the union itself? Quoth Mr. Colter:

“The state of the union is pathetic, but real Americans are not to blame,” Colter pontificated, laying the blame for America’s state of affairs on apparently false Americans who take and take from their homeland but give nothing back in return.

One such man, according to Colter? Alberto Del Rio, a Superstar who came to America solely to “reap the rewards” of the country, with no intention of repaying the generosity Old Glory had bestowed upon him. Swagger winning the Elimination Chamber Match was, in Colter’s mind, the first step in rectifying America: by dethroning its supposedly false champion.

“That’s an America I will be glad to see once again,” Colter said. “That’s an America we can be proud to live in once more. That’s Jack Swagger’s America.”

But did everyone in attendance agree with Colter’s missive? NO! Because Daniel Bryan cut the celebration short, storming to the ring to get a piece of the No. 1 contender.

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