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September 11, 2012

Sheamus gave his deposition to David Otunga at WWE HQ

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It's safe to say that the legal system has never seen quite anything like the deposition that Sheamus was ordered to give to Harvard-educated David Otunga at WWE HQ in Stamford, Conn., concerning his attack of Ricardo Rodriguez and the subsequent ban of the Brogue Kick by SmackDown General Manager Booker T. First, The Celtic Warrior nearly had Otunga convinced that his last name was "Lipschitz" (it nearly worked) and that his St. Paddy's Days were full of raucous partying ("Danny Boy" and "Hava Nagila" included), followed by a period of crushing guilt. Then, he managed to insult Daniel Bryan and Rodriguez within the span of about five minutes, all while belittling the legal system in general.

Otunga, to his credit, would not be dissuaded, attempting to parade the injuries of Rodriguez, referee Chad Patton and other Brogue Kick victims as a tool to lead Sheamus into an admission of guilt. Yet, The Great White would not be fooled.

Then, when Otunga's attacks got personal, implying that the Brogue Kick could only be used by a "vile human being," Sheamus simply got up and, following some threatening words toward Otunga, Brogue Kicked the camera.

Then, of course, he sang "Hava Nagila." Case dismissed.

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