Briefcase Confidential: Peering inside Superstars’ briefcases

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July 12, 2012

Dolph Ziggler

Beyond his abundance of grappling talent, Dolph Ziggler is defined primarily by two traits: egoism and physical fitness. Because of that, we think the self-absorbed Showoff, a participant in this year’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Contract, would assuredly fill his briefcase with objects that’d enhance either his looks or his health.

Never mind the usual assortment of designer toiletries one might expect to see on Mr. Ziggler’s person; we’re pretty sure Vickie Guerrero’s sole client would carry around a spray tanner to further bronze his skin tone, workout bands to help give his biceps an aesthetic “pump” prior to bell time and, of course, a handheld mirror. If there’s room left, Ziggler would also tag along a copy of the Guinness World Records. (Y’know, in case he feels inspired between sets of sit-ups.)