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In Real Life: Lesson Nine

I cannot tell you how fortunate and thankful I am to be a part of the greatest sport and the greatest form of entertainment in the entire world — professional wrestling!

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In Real Life: Lesson Eight

Well… well... well... look who it is. Look who stands before you so debonair and handsome. Look who has imparted wisdom onto an entire generation. Look who stands so smugly over all that he surveys. It is I, the most hated man in professional wrestling and the one you love to hate: Matt Striker. (Thank you, thank you, you're far too kind.)

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In Real Life: Lesson Seven

On bended knee I come to you humbly asking for your forgiveness. It has been SO long since I have espoused knowledge upon you - but not without good reason.

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In Real Life: Lesson Six

I come to you with this edition of " Striker in Real Life " in a different mood than past editorials. Most of the time I am jovial, cocksure and sanguine. Yet today I am stoic even indifferent to the events of the past few weeks.

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In Real Life: Lesson Five

So, I'm back. Did you miss me? Do you wanna kiss me? OK, easy now; it's only a saying. I have received so many emails and I love that all of my fans write to me -- even though many of you jus write to tell me I stink or question my sexuality. In any case, I am above all that; so, let's get to some real good e-mails.

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In Real Life: Lesson Four

Ahh hello, all my fans, and big smiles all around I see! I am so thrilled to be back with all of you. You'll have to excuse my tardiness, but with an extensive tour of Europe and masterminding the alliance of one of the largest unions since the Zambuie Express (Anyone remember them? Who were they? E-mail me.). Your friend, Matt Striker, has been a busy beaver. Little Beaver? Yes, please.

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In Real Life: Lesson Three

As you ease back from your tryptophan induced lethargy, allow me, Matt Striker, to ease your ills. In the words of the immortal witch from the Woody Woodpecker cartoons "... and away we go."

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In Real Life: Lesson Two

You will have to forgive the tardiness of this column but after this past week's encounters, I have not been up to writing or doing much of anything for that matter. I cannot begin to relay to you how it feels to be kicked in the face and then slammed down from almost 10 feet in the air! A great man once said, "The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak." Can anyone tell me who said this?

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In Real Life: Lesson One

Hello, all my faithful followers. Matt Striker has returned! OK, OK, settle down. It has been more than a month since I last imparted wisdom unto you. Since then, I have been to Nottingham (which is not a piece of narcoleptic pork), Luxembourg and other cities during a successful European tour.

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Matt Striker's Wrestling Lesson of the Week for 10/5/07

The Extreme Educator presents part three of his lesson on wrestling nicknames (letters S thru Z).

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