WWE November Horoscopes


Is your love interest a toxic mess? Will your wallet take a nosedive? What exotic locale awaits you? For answers to these questions and more, check out this month's WWE Horoscopes, guaranteed to be the absolute most accurate horoscopes ever created by man!

Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo |  Libra

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)


Drama continues to unfold around you. Mercifully, though, you’re in the calm eye of the hurricane as the winds of innuendo and humiliation whip around you. Faith and friendships are sent crashing like so much debris in the wake of a cruel rumor. And like any disaster, there’s plenty of cleanup to undergo in the aftermath. Although the landscape of your relationships may never be the same, like resilient Scorpio CM Punk, know that people are counting on you to help them rebuild by lending a hand. Be there.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Rosa Mendes (Oct. 25), CM Punk (Oct. 26), Edge (Oct. 30), Darren Young (Nov. 2), Chris Jericho (Nov. 9), Ryback (Nov. 10), Tensai (Nov. 14), Brie and Nikki Bella (Nov. 21)

Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)


The object of your affection radiates vibrant beauty but, like sexy Sagittarius Summer Rae,  getting too close punkcould prove deadly. OK, OK, fine, a lunch date probably won’t turn lethal, but you’re not doing yourself any favors there, pal. Admire this person from afar, especially since there’s a jealous significant other in the picture who would find your advances less than desirable. Chalk up your unrequited longing to a life lesson:  Sometimes it’s better to look than to touch.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Summer Rae (Nov. 28), Jerry Lawler (Nov. 29), Christian (Nov. 30), Dean Ambrose (Dec. 7), Michael Cole (Dec. 8), Rey Mysterio (Dec. 11), Rob Van Dam (Dec. 18), “Stone Cold” Steve Austin (Dec. 18)

Scorpio |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)


Despite reservations, you loaned money to a friend. What could possibly go wrong, right? Uh, right? Unfortunately, the answer has arrived. Calls get dumped to voicemail, texts hang there unanswered, and when you do finally cross paths, this person is quick to assure you – yet again – that payment is right around the corner. No, really. Fellow Capricorn Antonio Cesaro may not be a role model, but his cynical eye would serve you well this month. Depending on the amount, it may be best to write off the loan … as well as the friendship.

Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sin Cara (Dec. 22), Antonio Cesaro (Dec. 27), Tamina (Jan. 10), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (Jan. 14), R-Truth (Jan. 19)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)


Move on. Misfortune befalls all of us at one time or another. And that’s not to say your grief isn’t real and doesn’t deserve to be acknowledged. It absolutely does. And that hurt you’re carrying will be with you a while, but know your burden will lessen with each passing day. For now, the most important invitation you can receive is the one to life’s party. Like outgoing Aquarius Big Show, be sure to accept and enjoy.  


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Sheamus (Jan. 28), Big Show (Feb. 8), Ricardo Rodriguez (Feb. 17)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

PISCES (Feb. 20 - March 20)


Like idealistic Pisces Santino Marella, never stop dreaming. It’s too easy to succumb to the workaday lifestyle you find yourself engulfed in. Hum-drum career. Mind-numbing routine. Couch-TV combo. Enough! There was a time in your life you had grand plans. You were going to live in a foreign country, learn piano, conquer the world for crying out loud. Those targets may seem too lofty at this point, so tone them down a bit. Take an exotic vacation, attend a piano recital, conquer your kitchen. Take solace in the little things. 


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Brodus Clay (Feb. 21), Ric Flair (Feb. 25), Big E Langston (March 1), Justin Gabriel (March 3), Santino Marella (March 14), AJ Lee (March 19)

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)


Mole hill, meet mountain. This month a minor inconvenience morphs into a major headache. Whether the issue is a noisy carburetor or a nagging cough, do not procrastinate. Get the problem checked out rather than toss it onto your oft neglected “To-Do” list. The slow speed at which you tackle projects makes Congress look like a crack Commando unit. As fellow Aries Jack Swagger might bark, “Pick up the pace, maggot, or risk trying to claw your way out of a foxhole filled with hassles!”


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Jack Swagger (March 24), Randy Orton (April 1), David Otunga (April 7), Vickie Guerrero (April 16)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21)


Your cup runneth over, but don’t waste a drop. Thanks to a newfound energy level, you’ll be buzzing through work at an impressive clip. And the right people will begin to take note. An upbeat attitude, like that of tenacious Taurus John Cena, will seep into your personal life as well, attracting a more positive crowd and potential love interest. These exciting developments will arrive like a tsunami at the end of the month. Take steps to ride the wave rather than let it overwhelm you.


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
John Cena (April 23), Aksana (April 29), The Rock (May 2), Zack Ryder (May 14)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21)


Compromise isn’t a dirty word. When push comes to shove during a disagreement with a coworker, rather than automatically throwing up defenses, like obstinate Gemini Alberto Del Rio, fight your stubborn instincts and take a breath. Hearing out an idea doesn’t necessarily mean waving the white flag of surrender. Instead, attempt to sway them with that Gemini charm. In the words of Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu, “Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.” 


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Daniel Bryan (May 22), Alberto Del Rio (May 25), Natalya (May 27), Drew McIntyre (June 6), Mark Henry (June 12)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)


Your storytelling skills get a workout toward the end of the month. Grab the spotlight at Thanksgiving dinner and regale the table with your latest adventure. Just make sure you have an adventure worthy of interrupting dessert.  When it comes to taking the stage, it’s high time you reconsider a life – or at least a hobby – in theater. Like effervescent Cancer Alicia Fox, you’re a natural. Whether it was school, work or family, there was always an excuse why you couldn’t shine. Now that your plate isn’t as full, load up on the accolades. 


Notable Superstars who also share this sign:
Layla (June 25), Alicia Fox (June 30), Cody Rhodes (June 30), Bret Hart (July 2), Brock Lesnar (July 12), Heath Slater (July 15), Shawn Michaels (July 22), Fandango (July 22)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Leo |  Virgo |  Libra

LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)


If familiarity breeds contempt, you’re on the verge of raising a litter. The relationship with your significant other has grown about as exciting as a day-old tuna fish sandwich. Although you’re not entirely to blame, it’s up to you to bring back the spark. As fellow Leo Damien Sandow might advise, rekindle your romance with dance lessons, a candlelight dinner or a day at the spa. Go on, treat yourself and your partner, and melt any icicles forming between you. Either that, or cut your losses and move on before you endure permafrost.


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Dolph Ziggler (July 27), Triple H (July 27), Damien Sandow (Aug. 3), Wade Barrett (Aug. 10), Kofi Kingston (Aug. 14)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Virgo |  Libra

VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 23)


Give your GPS a workout. Like venturesome Virgo Mr. McMahon, be daring. Take a road trip with a friend, even if you can only get away for a weekend. And though you’ve got plenty of destinations from which to choose, be sure to unleash your inner explorer. Open a map, throw a dart. Load up on Doritos, turn up the radio and drive until you run across something that compels you to throw it in park. World’s Largest Ball of Twine? Cadillac Ranch? Neon Sign Graveyard? No matter the attraction, it’s all about the journey, not the destination. 


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Mr. McMahon (Aug. 24), The Great Khali (Aug. 27), Sgt. Slaughter (Aug. 27), Teddy Long (Sept. 15), Eva Marie (Sept. 19)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Libra

LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)


Your characteristic indecisiveness plays a pivotal role in the middle of the month. Unfortunately, this choice looms larger than “paper or plastic?” A wrong move could cost you. Just remember, as awesome Libra The Miz might remind you, fortune favors the bold. Whether dealing in real estate or romance, the time for action is now. You can no longer afford to watch from the sidelines as others reap the rewards. When it comes to life’s questions, put the answer “yes” into heavy rotation. 


Notable Superstars who share this sign:
Stephanie McMahon (Sept. 24), Curtis Axel (Oct. 1), Kaitlyn (Oct. 7), The Miz (Oct. 8), Dusty Rhodes (Oct. 11)

Scorpio |  Sagittarius |  Capricorn |  Aquarius |  Pisces |  Aries |  Taurus |  Gemini |  Cancer |  Leo |  Virgo

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