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The political process is in full swing as both the Democratic and Republican National Conventions nominate their candidates for President of the United States. But what if executive authority was vested in the hands of sports-entertainment? WWE.com asks several Superstars and Divas the first thing they would do if they were elected into the nation’s most powerful office.

World Heavyweight Champ CM Punk

"I would pull our boys out of Iraq and everywhere else. I would also change the focus of this country to internal threats, such as crime and poverty."

Jesse

"I would appoint Festus as my vice president, of course. Then, I would make our crazy donkey the Secretary of Defense, without a doubt."

ECW General Manager Theodore Long

"I think my agenda would concentrate directly on the economy -- specifically, trying to get these gas prices lower and to do something about all the foreclosures, because a lot of people are losing their homes."

JBL

"I would fire Congress. They are a bunch of crooks and thieves. If they were in a private enterprise, they would already be in jail."

ECW Champion Mark Henry

"I would stop letting companies use cheap labor in foreign countries. Also, I would do more for animals, the environment and insurance."

John Morrison

"I would retro-decorate the White House with all kinds of plasma and stuff like that; maybe paint it a different color. Then, I would take huge steps toward getting rid of big government. "

Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix

"I would better regulate the United States' food industry so that a smaller percentage of this country’s young people would be overweight. Basically, I would cut out all the junk food and bad things that kids are allowed to eat. "

Matt Striker

"I would have a lot of different pictures taken of myself because I think I would look very presidential. I would want to show the American people what a handsome and intellectual president they have."

Armando Estrada

"I would lift the trade embargo with Cuba. That way, the best baseball players in Havana won’t have to swim all the way to Miami in order to play Major League Baseball. They would have a fair opportunity to get drafted, just like everybody else."

Bam Neely

"Plain and simple, I would lower taxes and make my hometown of Robbinsdale, Minn., the capital of the United States."

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