Masters of the WWE Universe: 10 titanic toy tussles

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July 12, 2012

The Miz & Leech vs. Kofi Kingston & Buzz Off

 Kingston & Buzz Off vs. Miz & Leech

Somewhere up in the air above Eternia, a team of vividly attired protagonists is born as Kofi Kingston & Buzz-Off take flight in tandem. Their opponents? A batch of bottom-dwellers with a knack for sucking the life out of others, The Miz & Leech.

Vibrant in gear and spirit, Kingston enlists Buzz-Off – the regal insectoid king of the bee-like Adreenids – as an honorary Boom Squad member to protect the innocent and create some buzz in the squared circle. Winged and armed, Buzz-Off’s speed and aerial efficacy complement his multiple-time Intercontinental and U.S. Title holding cohort and permit for Boom Drops from potentially lofty heights on Miz and his bog-birthed ally.

Leech, the suction cup-equipped and truly vile villain from the Lake of Gnarl’s furthest depths, is a behemoth well suited for The Miz’s wicked scheming and treachery. The green monster’s magically enhanced energy-draining powers and brute strength are perhaps potent enough to even restore The Awesome One’s one-time WWE Championship reign, depleting the lifeblood of the WWE Universe one drop at a time.

THE VICTORS
Alas, what goes up, must come down. Kofi & Buzz-Off fall short of their nemeses’ ruthlessness … a result that sucks, as Leech ensures by absorbing his rivals’ strength. Fortified by the fluid energy of both a stinging warrior – Buzz-Off – as well as WWE’s dynamic defender – Kofi – Leech and The Miz snare the victory for the (awesomely) Evil Horde. — CRAIG TELLO

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