WCW's 15 greatest losers

#15 Kwee Wee

A prerequisite to understanding the history of Kwee Wee is being familiar with Allan Funk. Funk was a tough grappler who competed on WCW Saturday Night and WCW Worldwide before reinventing himself as the pink-clad Kwee Wee. An eccentric personality, Kwee Wee was accompanied to the ring by former Nitro Girl Paisley, but never found himself in contention for any major championship.

The most memorable aspect of Kwee Wee’s character came toward the end of WCW in 2000 and 2001. The candy-coated pretty boy developed an aggressive split personality, unleashing “Angry Allan” whenever he got irritated. Unfortunately for Kwee Wee and his alter-ego, his feeble attempts at “hulking up” still didn’t change the course of his career. — KEVIN POWERS