The 15 absolute WORST ring names in history

Bastion Booger

No, he didn’t smell of roses, but what do you expect from a guy who was saddled with the surname Booger from birth? The 6-foot-3, 400-pounder was perhaps the most disgusting and gluttonous Superstar in the history of sports-entertainment — and that’s saying something. Booger did live up to his name, though, as he stained the mat during his matches and once munched on a pizza during a bout. Unfortunately, he didn’t eat his way to many wins and was gone from WWE the following year.

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